Jack the Minion was noticed at Gru’s birthday party, allegedly he got drunk and thought Kevin was his girlfriend Shaunice. That following night, Shaunice broke up with Jack for “cheating” on her. Reporters have also reported of terrible news, Jack was found dead floating in the river. What they think had happened was after Shaunice broke up with him, he jumped off a bridge nearby that led to that same river. How we could tell it was Jack and not some other Minion since they all look the same was of his miraculously small penis. R.I.P Jack the Minion. You will be missed dearly.
Minion Jack spotted kissing Minion Kevin
