UT Mechanical Engineer Student Banned for Racist, Derogatory Slurs

Sreekar Ponnapalli, a 2nd year UT Austin Mechanical Engineering Student, has been banned from UT Austin for life. He has been caught saying homophobic slurs, extreme racist language, and violent misogynistic words. President Jay Hartzel has put out a statement, as the 40 acres is completely shook by this incident.

“we do not tolerate this extremly racist language. We have taken extreme measures to make sure these violent, misogynistic, toxic-masculinist, racist ideas have no presence amongst campus”

Some immediate effects of this termination include the following:
– his girlfriend has broken up with him and is fucking another guy that hit on her
– all his friends have dumped him
– the dance team has lynched him
– parents have abandoned him

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