DL for the London Monarchs and 21-time Super Bowl champion Easton May (Fatass) has surrendered to authorities after a report surfaced that he did 92 bumps of cocaine in the locker room. The Monarch’s launched an investigation into the report, but LB Securities found that May (Fatass) did nothing wrong. Still, authorities felt they needed to bring the Fatass in for questioning.
This all comes at a difficult time for the Monarchs as they recently had to hire interim coach Kevin Green to replace O.C. Carbone after he was accused to doing countless drugs in team facilities. More rumors include that Head Coach (Prius) Dan Alder has been calling in players for “one-on-one” coaching in his office after games. These players include Patrick Ward and Tori Semeraro.
The biggest accusation of all is that former head coach Lou (peacemaker) was behind the possible murder of Uncle Tom. It is hard to say with all the reports possibly being fabricated by CJ (Cleadies) and the Busters, along with Colts owner, (Jim Ursay).
With the off season here, the monarchs are lucky that they and head coach Paul Irrizary (Izzyrocks) have time to muddle through the situation.
May (Fatass) and his lawyer, Saul Goodman, have declined to speak on his surrendering and accusations. If past history has taught us anything, May (Fatass) and the monarchs will beat the charges, but it will be a tough road ahead.