A recent science expedition has found a male Neanderthal in the rural Australia town known as Woodend. The Neanderthal identifies itself as ‘Zayn Ulfan,’ and says that is the name his parents chose for him. He has been brought in for testing but has refused to answer any questions. He claims that he is a human and not a Neanderthal but after careful genetic and facial analysis it has been confirmed that he is, in fact, a neanderthal.