Just last night, a white male was found with 33 kilos of cocaine up his anus, according to reports he goes by the name “ Cookie Monster “. He was found last April with an estimate of 33 kilos of pure cocaine up his anus. Whiteness say that he stripped of his cloths in a very sexual way, the proceeded to fill his anus with what appeared to be a wooden spoon. Mind you that while he was filling the hole with all the gold, he was moaning very loudly.