Man with tiny penis burns Barbie dolls

Ben Shapiro, a creepy 40 year old man who went to see the Barbie movie alone hated it so much he set his Barbie collection on fire.

“It’s the most woke movie ever made!” he said while barely clutching his reported 1.5 inch penis. “Woke” is a word often used by idiots and neckbeards to describe anything they don’t like (especially if it deals with gender, race and sexual identity)

Our reporter on the scene said Mr. Shapiro was on his way to the nearest Wal-Mart to buy more Barbie dolls to burn.

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