Ronan Smith who died on June 31st 2023 was involved in a mass shooting in where he was shot in the temple and the anus. His funeral was held on Sunday July 4th 2023. Sadly, only his mother showed up. Not even the guy who does the speeches or something. Also his dad is still getting the milk. His mother ranted on (She was being recorded by channel 33 news) about how she was very sad and angry about the current situation. She said his last words were “Mommy I ate toilet paper for breakfast and my penis hurts. Plus I think the bullet went up my bum bum and went out my pp. Wanna hear a joke? If quizzes are quizzical what are tests? Mama my Penis hurts” Ronans Mom muttered. Even Ronans Girl Friend left him to get the milk with someone. I wonder who… Ronan now resting peacefully also getting eaten by ants, has been dug up and now not resting peacefully. He was burned and impaled by the crowd of ordinary people. He also got the ooomie zoomies.
This is Channel 33 Goodbye.
– Ronan Smith
Btw: No Offence