DISCLAIMER: This story is made up and is for entertainment purposes only. it is not meant to bash people’s childhoods tho. Otherwise, you can narrate this story all you want, but make sure to give credit to me of course. Now, let’s begin.
Before the story begins, I should probably tell you about Touched by an Angel in that case.
The show is about Monica and the angels who go on adventures of confronting dramas occurring, within the suicide, kidnapping, death, and etc.
However, There was an episode that wasn’t meant to air on TV. Here is how it began.
I was at McDonalds, ordering the chicken nuggets and a big mac, but as soon as I got home, I noticed a box on the kitchen table.
I took the box with me back home and opened it, and inside was a DVD that i haven’t saw before.
The DVD i haven’t saw is labeled as “CBS Favorite Episodes”.
The cover consisted of the 6 shows (such as NCIS, CSI: NY, Everybody Loves Raymond, Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman, JAG and Touched by an Angel) in multiple colored boxes with text above them reading out the same name.
In a purple square had text pointing out that a never-before-seen episode to the 6th show mentioned is featured, and I was stumped on what it might be.
I knew the only way to watch it was to watch the DVD as a whole, So I took out the disk and put it in the DVD player.
The DVD started with the usual CBS DVD logo from 1999, but something was off, the globe wasn’t spinning, the text was purple and the audio was playing backwards, and when it got to the end, the closed eye that usually does in the CBS Video logo turned into a very creepy eye, and a creepy smile was added in the bottom.
I was stunned by that confusing CBS DVD logo, but kept watching.
After a few promos, It cut to the DVD menu, Which looked ok to me, The menu consisted of the said shows mentioned in multicolored boxes (blue for NCIS, red for CSI: NY, yellow for Everybody loves Raymond, purple for Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman, pink of JAG & green for Touched by an Angel) with the logos of the mentioned shows in the middle.
The opinion on the bottom are:
1. Play All
2. Episode Selection
3. Set Up
4. Special Features
5. Visit CBS
I pressed play all so that I can not only watch the episodes featured, but to find out what this lost Touched by an Angel episode was.
The DVD opened with the NCIS episode “Brothers In Arms” and ended with the JAG episode “Touch and Go”.
However, Before the 6th show’s banned episode could play, There was a warning, but it took place in the underworld and the text was in the same style as the logo itself.
“WARNING: The following episode of Touched by an Angel, dated 2005, contains content that isn’t suitable for younger viewers, such as murder, violence, and more, parents got angry when it aired on CBS and was taken down for graphic scenery. It was meant for a true comeback to the original series, so it was scrapped and cancelled where it led to a hiatus of the show. So watch at your own risk, Thank you.”
“Oh, This cant be good.” I muttered.
Just then, the screen cut to black and it showed the first shot of the episode, centering on the house.
Monica was with Tess watching TV.
Monica said “Listen here, it’s night, so we should probably head to bed. Right?”
Tess replied with “Yeah, this is gonna be good, but we are gonna be aware of nightmares that ruin your dreams.”
Monica: Alright then, i’m gonna head to bed!
Just then, before Monica and Tess could go in the bedroom, they heard a glass breaking sound from the window.
Monica was startled, but went to see what that sound came from.
Monica: I heard a sound of glass breaking, Tess!
Tess: you mean, what happened to the window?
Monica: It got shattered! Someone threw a rock at the window, and this happened!
Tess: They did what?! Oh, i didn’t except to see that coming.
Monica: Now we need to go to bed quick.
Monica and Tess all went to bed and they fall asleep.
The screen then cuts to outside of the house, with a white van resembling the Ford Transit, a russian license plate and some cute stickers in front of the van. On the front it showed Cher, Dee and Amber (who are supposed to be from Clueless), standing.
Cher: Ok, this will be our mission. Remember, we don’t have to wake anyone up, because if we do, we’ll get caught! Understood?
Amber: Yes, i understand.
Dee: We have to keep quiet, because this is our mission to finish.
Cher: Dee is right.
Amber: Let’s not waste time, now let’s go and surprise Monica with some candy!
Cher and Dee nodded and they went to the door, ringing the bell.
Before the screen cut to Monica and Tess, still sleeping, it instantly cut to the theme song, but something was off, it was in shades of black, purple and red, and the audio was pitched demonically to -16 semitones. After that weird intro, it faded to Monica and Tess, opening the door.
Monica: Who is here? We are trying to sleep!
Cher: Hi! Want some candy?
Monica was confused but continued to speak.
Monica: Um, um, who are you three? What are you three doing?
Cher: Nothing. I am honorably here to give you free candy! They are in my van if you want.
Cher giggles as she said that.
Monica: Ugh, whatever.
Tess: What if it’s a trap?
Monica: I don’t even think it is, so.
Tess: Monica, don’t go in that van!
Monica: Why?
Tess: I heard a news of a kidnapping that occurred yesterday, because of this white van.
Amber: Do you think I can kidnap children with that van? Well, I’m not done with you yet! And guess what? I will do my honors to kill you, Tess. On the other hand, you will be enslaved by me!
Tess: WHAT?!
Monica: Uh oh… I think i should hide.
Tess: Good idea!
Monica then went to hide in her bed.
Suddenly, Amber grabbed out a knife and stabbed Tess in the stomach over than 130 times, automatically killing her.
Tess fell on the ground, dead.
Cher happily smirked, as she looked up to Tess’ corpse.
“Oh my…” I said while letting out a tear.
Cher: Very well, Amber. If you want to kidnap Monica, go to bed in a room and do my honors. Okay?
Amber: Ok, i will.
Just then, Cher and Dee followed Amber to the room, where Monica was hiding.
Dee: I found you, Monica! You can’t hide from us…
Monica: Wait, what?! How could you?
Cher: Come see what Amber did to Tess.
Monica: Um… Is there anything you need for me?
Cher: Yes. I just want to tell you that we love you forever, yet endlessly.
Monica let out a sigh as Cher said that.
Monica: Oh. So you love me?
Cher: Yep! We always love you, endlessly.
Amber: We are right, Cher.
Dee: Yup! I love you so much too, Monica. You will forever be one of ours.
Monica: Oh. My. Thank you so much!
She then hugged Cher, while crying.
Monica’s crying sounded more like if Roma Downey was crying peacefully.
Cher smiles while slowly looking at Monica.
Cher: Don’t cry, Monica. I will always be by our side for you.
Monica stopped crying and looked at Cher.
Monica: Yes. I know i’m crying, but i don’t want to.
Monica let out a sniff while still looking at Cher.
Cher: I know you don’t want to cry, but see what I have in you?
Monica: Um, what is it?
They all followed Monica to see a horrible whitness.
Monica: OH! MY! TESS!!!!!!
She gasped in shock, looking at Tess’ corpse.
Monica then started sobbing, but it was realistic.
Monica: What did you do to Tess?
Amber smirked while looking at Monica.
Amber: I killed her to get revenge for the mafia boss of New York she killed.
Monica: WHAT?! but why did you do that?!
Cher: We’ll see, Monica. Remember I still love you, but wait! I have a surprise for you.
Monica: What is it?
Cher then grabbed Monica by the arms and holds her.
Monica: What are you doing?
Cher: Just a little present for you.
Cher then laughed and smiled at the same time.
Monica: Oh great, now i can predict someone like me is going to be taken t-
But before Monica could finish her sentence, Dee grabbed Monica by her arms and Cher and Amber followed Dee all the way to the white van.
“What are they doing to Monica?” I asked in confusion.
Monica: No! Let me go!
Dee: Let’s go to the amusement park to have fun. Heh?
Cher: Dee is right. Now you will come with us, whether you like it or not!
Monica: Is it a joke or not?
Cher: Maybe so.
After Cher said that, she let Monica go straight to the white van, and they closed the front doors.
Cher: See you at the amusement park! And if you try to escape, we’ll trap you in your basement.
They then all go back in the white van as they drove off, while a bit of the cheering music starts playing.
The screen faded to black, but it lasted a little longer.
“What happened?” I said in a painlessful tone.
After a little longer of a black screen, it faded to the same house, but at sunset.
It showed the CSI, NCIS, characters from The Strip (1999) and the FBI officers, as they showed up at the house, where it located the murder of Tess.
“Was that a crossover?” I said.
Horatio: We have a problem, Gibbs.
Gibbs: Anything to explain this time, Horatio?
Horatio: Last night I got a call from Drake and Josh, and they said someone killed Tess with just 130 stab wounds to the stomach. They also said they have to find out who killed Tess, otherwise it is too late. They also kidnapped Monica in a suspicious vehicle, and took her to the amusement park for fun.
Eric: Man, it looks like according to the reconstruction, there’s a white van with a russian license plate and stickers posted there.
Horatio: So a white van was used for the kidnapping, huh? Let me explain.
Horatio explained about the white van in a few seconds, but stopped when Elvis approached him.
Elvis: Horatio, is there a problem?
Horatio: No! I just wanted to talk about the murder-kidnapping that happened here today.
Elvis: Ok.
Elvis then walks away from Horatio.
Horatio looked up to Gibbs and said: “Where is Tess’ body?”
Gibbs: Tess’ body must be this way.
Horatio: Oh! Thanks for telling me.
Anthony: Has anyone seen Drake and Josh?
Horatio: No, i didn’t saw them. Last night they just called me about this incident.
Anthony: Huh? Did they just call you?
Horatio: Yes.
Gibbs: Horatio, what are you doing? We must not waste time! Let’s go to Tess’ body and reconstruct the dynamics of the crime.
Horatio: Sorry, man.
Just then, Horatio, Gibbs, Eric and Anthony all went to the Tess’ body and what they saw will definitely shock them.
Blood was pouring out of Tess’ body, and there was a knife dropped in front of them.
“We have to reconstruct the dynamics in which when it happened.” Horatio said.
Gibbs: On my way.
As Gibbs said that, Horatio reconstructed the dynamic of what happened as mentioned earlier.
Eric: That was a kidnapping honor, isn’t it?
Horatio: Yep, they honorably did that. But where are the suspects?
Gibbs: We must find them, or we will lose them.
Horatio: Sounds like a plan. Come on!
Horatio then got up to his glasses and puts them.
Horatio: Let’s go.
After, the screen fades to black for 2 seconds, before cutting to the amusement park where Cher, Monica, Dee and Amber are having fun.
Monica: This is so much fun with you, ain’t it?
Cher: Yep! We did things like having fun, eating together, singing and so much more!
Amber: I guess it was one of the world’s greatest nights after all…
Just then, they saw the cars resembling the NCIS and the CSI cars.
Horatio got out of the car and went to them with a confusing expression.
Horatio: Listen, can i ask you a question?
Cher: Of course my love, do it!
Horatio then got up to the three girls and asked, “Why did you, Amber and Dee kill Tess and kidnap Monica?”
Amber: To take revenge for the mafia boss in New York she killed!
Monica: Horatio, is that you?
Horatio: Yes.
Gibbs: Amber, is this the name of the New York mob boss?
Amber: Yes.
Gibbs suddenly gasped in shock when Amber said that.
“What the?” Gibbs said in shock.
He then grabbed out his gun, but before he could shoot, Horatio went faster to him and said “Don’t shoot these! You will hurt them!”
Gibbs: Whoa!
He said before throwing his gun away.
Dee: I’ve never seen Gibbs like this before…
Cher: Me too.
Monica: Gibbs, what’s up with you? Do you want to kill us?
Gibbs: No! I don’t want to shoot all of you. You know i have feelings on myself.
Monica: Phew! That was close.
Dee: I think Monica is right, you know.
Cher: Hey Monica, do you want a beautiful surprise from us?
Monica: Yes, but what is it?
Cher then grabbed out a rope and said “THIS.” in a demonic tone.
Meanwhile, it cut to Gibbs and Horatio eating inside of the amusement park.
Gibbs: That food is very healthy.
Horatio: Sounds like i never ate in a few years! Maybe, we need to talk to Eric for a while…
Gibbs: This may be good. Come on! Let’s go talk to Eric.
Before they could get up from the chairs, they heard a sound of Monica screaming.
Gibbs: But what is this sound?
Horatio: Gibbs, Monica is in trouble. We have to stay away from these people.
Gibbs: Yeah. I’ll talk to Eric in the meantime…
Horatio: Good, now i’m on my way outside!
Just then, it cut to Monica, now tied up on a chair.
Monica: What are you doing? Is this a prank?
Cher: No, it’s not a prank. Let’s party together, shall we?
Dee: My secret honor is to stay here with us forever.
Monica: Huh? Why are you doing that, Dee?
Dee: I just want you to have fun with us. Come on, come on, let’s party together!
Amber giggles.
Cher: You’re right, Dee. Let’s party together!
Dee: Yeah! This is going to be so much fun!
Just then, Horatio came up to the scene and said, “I have a bad feeling about this…” before grabbing out his gun and pointing it towards Monica and pulling the trigger at her.
Monica tried to dodge the bullet, but failed as she was shot in the forehead.
Dee: Monica! Are you ok?
Monica: No… I got hurt…
Cher: You got hurt what? Oh no!
Horatio: Stop right there! You’re und- Huh?! Monica? What’s wrong?
“L-Leave us alone!” Monica
hallucinated.
“Monica?” Cher asked. “What’s wrong?”
“EVERYTHING IS WRONG!” Monica yelled. “EVERYTHING!”
“What happened?” Horatio asked.
“A night earlier, Cher said she wanted some candy, But all they did that to me was that they kidnapped and took me to the amusement park!” Monica cried. “Now every night, I won’t be able to see Tess ever again!”
“Tess?” Horatio asked. “Who the heck says that?”
This was shocking to me as nobody has said “heck” in the show.
“Literally everyone says that!” Monica sobbed.
Cher: Huh? Monica, why are you crying?
Monica sniffed.
Suddenly, Drake and Josh arrived to see Monica who is crying and she is tied up.
Drake: What happened?
Monica: Um, nothing.
Josh: Nothing? What are you talking about?
Horatio: Man, i bet they’re gonna have a fight, but i will stop them with my own gun.
Horatio then pointed at Drake and Josh as they gasped.
“Uh oh…” Drake remarked.
Horatio: Listen, we don’t have to hurt someone who has done such a thing, or get into a fight! If you do, I’ll shoot you!
Eric came up to Horatio.
Eric: “What are you doing, Horatio? Why are we fighting?”
“JUST GET OFF MY WAY THEN!” Horatio yelled.
Eric: Fine.
Eric then walked away from Horatio.
Monica: Looks like we’re in trouble.
“Oh my goodness gracious!” Cher gasped.
“Oh my…” Amber said.
“I know, We need to stand there until things cool off!” Dee told Monica.
“Right, Let’s go!” Monica told the three girls.
Suddenly, it cut to static, but i couldn’t hear Monica, nor Cher, nor Dee, nor Amber, and nor the gunshot sounds because of the static.
After the static, it cut to the fate of Monica. It is revealed that Drake and Josh have killed them for no reason.
Just then, Gibbs came out of nowhere and watched Monica’s corpse, while blood poured out of her mouth.
Gibbs: What have they done to you?
“This is terrible!” Cher cried. “Things didn’t cool off, Monica died, And now Drake and Josh who are friends turned killers looking for the evil clones! What are we gonna do?!”
Horatio: Uh oh… This is horrible.
“I got nothing!” Cher told Horatio.
“Me neither!” Amber agreed. “It’s usually Drake and Josh who came up with the answer.”
“I’m afraid Drake and Josh are there causing a disaster!” Gibbs remarked.
“Aw shit!” Cher, Dee & Amber muttered.
I was shocked to hear someone say bad words in this show.
Just then, Drake and Josh heard someone saying, and they pulled out guns ready to shoot at them.
“Drake! Josh! No!” Horatio pleaded. “We’re trying to do something, Don’t do this!”
“I guess this is how it ends!” Cher muttered.
“We’ll have a bad feeling about this!” Dee cried.
“Like what you see, guys?” Drake and Josh asked.
“No, we freaking don’t!” Gibbs told Drake and Josh as he pulled out his gun and pointed at them. “You two are freaking psychopaths for doing all this!”
Drake and Josh just chuckled and dropped the guns.
“STOP LAUGHING!” Dee cried. “YOU KILLED MONICA, AND NOW YOU TWO WANT TO LAUGH AT ALL OF THE DAMAGE YOU TWO CAUSED?!”
“Oh, It’s not funny?” Drake and Josh asked.
“Are you out of your mind or something?” Gibbs asked.
“I think we should get out of here before something bad happened.” Cher said.
Just then, they untied Monica up while they all go in front of their white van and they drove off while the camera panned to Drake and Josh with sinister looks on their faces.
Drake: Well, Not to you, But to us, It is too! And if we can’t have you as someone else, we are gonna have you as another victim!”
“WHAT?!” Gibbs gasped.
Josh: This won’t be the last time seeing you as you’re next. Say goodbye as we’ll kill you, Gibbs, Horatio and anyone who is there!
Horatio: Uh oh…
Suddenly, the cheering music starts playing over, and at that moment the screen froze for a few seconds, until the screen cut to black.
The credits came up, but they’re purple and the music was low pitched.
I couldn’t handle what just happened, so i kept watching.
After the credits, it cut to the logos but they were different.
The Moon Water Productions Inc logo had instead some lava when the moon rises, making it “Lava Water Productions Inc”, with the text being bloody.
Then the CBS Productions logo came up, but the difference is that the logo was whole purple and the same creepy eye from the CBS DVD logo was here too.
Then the CBS Broadcast International logo came up, but the difference is that the music was playing backwards and the globe wasn’t spinning either, also the text was purple too, and the same smile and the creepy eye from the CBS DVD logo are putted there.
After those cursed logos, the episode ended and it took me back to the menu.
I was horrified and scared after seeing that episode.
I took the DVD out of the DVD player and put it back in it’s case and set it on fire.
Later that night, i had a lot of nightmares about that episode. Everytime i would watch Touched by an Angel at night, a creepy-looking like image of Monica would always appear on my TV screen.
The next day, i woke up, only to find out that the episode i watched was actually called “Kidnapping Honors”.
To this day, i never watched Touched by an Angel the same way again after that horrible episode.