Date: August 5, 2023
In an unprecedented turn of events at the Bangladesh University of Textiles (BUTEX), a 3rd-year student named Arifin Nahiyan Shumonto has been arrested for being too hot! Witnesses and authorities were left astounded as the temperature soared whenever he was around, causing a series of bizarre incidents.
Eyewitnesses reported that the university campus had an unusual heatwave that seemed to follow Shumonto wherever he went. People were seen fanning themselves, seeking shade, and struggling to cope with the sudden rise in temperatures. Some even claimed that their water bottles started boiling spontaneously!
Professor Ahmed, a faculty member at BUTEX, said, “I’ve been teaching for over 20 years, and I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s as if Shumonto has some supernatural power to generate heat.”
The incident came to a head during a physics class when the room’s thermometer shot up to an alarming 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Concerned for the safety of other students, the university authorities decided to take immediate action and called the local police.
Officer Rahman, who was on the scene, shared his experience, “When we arrived, we couldn’t believe our eyes. The surrounding area was sweltering, and Shumonto looked completely unbothered by it. We had to act fast before things got out of control.”
Shumonto, who seemed baffled by the accusations, explained, “I have no idea what’s happening. I didn’t do anything to cause this. It must be a prank or a misunderstanding.”
While some students supported Shumonto and believed it was all a hoax, others seemed genuinely worried about their safety. The police, however, couldn’t take any risks, and after consulting with experts, they decided to place Shumonto under arrest for the safety of everyone on campus.
The news of the arrest spread like wildfire on social media, with #TooHotShumonto trending on Twitter and students sharing hilarious memes about the “Hotter than the Sun” student. Some even suggested that he should consider a career as a human heater for the upcoming winter season.
The BUTEX administration has called for calm, assuring students that they are looking into the matter and will resolve it as soon as possible. They have also urged students not to engage in any further pranks or stunts related to the incident.
As the news continues to develop, one thing is for sure: the name Arifin Nahiyan Shumonto will forever be etched in BUTEX’s history as the student who got arrested for being too hot. Whether this was an elaborate prank or something more mysterious remains to be seen.
Disclaimer: This news report is purely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real events or individuals is entirely coincidental.