Attention Mets fans, after 43 years and countless games. The beloved super fan “ Cowbell Man “ has announced his retirement.
It’s been great, but the game isn’t fun anymore.
It’s a young man’s game so I would like to announce my successor “ Samuel Williams”
This comes as a surprise to “ Daniel Weiss “
Self proclaimed Super Fan affectionately known as “ Cowbell Boy “. “‘I studied under Cowbell Man for years. I was promised to be his successor” , I know what this is about said Daniel. “ It’s because I’m fat”
When approached for comment.
Cowbell man said “ You have to be spry”
“ I need the new cowbell man to be able to get from one section to another quickly “.
When told that Weiss was not thrilled.
In the meantime Weiss said that he would personally boycott any Mets games.
When told about Weiss’s claims about boycotting. All the fans we spoke to were ecstatic to hear that Daniel would no longer attend the games.
This reporter personally wishes Sam good luck
As for Weiss, see you in the funny papers Daniel.
Daniel said he was going to get the Fat Defamation group to investigate Cowbell man’s claims about fat people not being able to do the job as well,