Attention Mets fans, after 43 years and countless games. The beloved super fan “ Cowbell Man “ has announced his retirement.
It’s been great, but the game isn’t fun anymore.
It’s a young man’s game so I would like to announce my successor “ Samuel Williams”
This comes as a surprise to “ Daniel Weiss “
Self proclaimed Super Fan affectionately known as “ Cowbell Boy “. “‘I studied under Cowbell Man for years. I was promised to be his successor” , I know what this is about said Daniel. “ Affirmative Action” I will boycott the games until I am named Cowbell Man
Fans who were told that Weiss would boycott the games, were thrilled.
Good luck Sam. See you in the funny papers Daniel