Date: August 5, 2023
In a completely unprecedented and ridiculously charming turn of events, social media sensations Farhan Labib and his girlfriend have been banned from the internet and all social sites for being “too adorable” as a couple. The authorities were reportedly overwhelmed by the flood of compliments and heart emojis from the public, leading them to take drastic measures.
Witnesses claimed that wherever the couple went, smiles and giggles seemed to follow, with hearts practically floating in the air around them. People were seen melting into puddles of mushiness upon witnessing their affectionate interactions. Some even reported feeling inexplicably happy and fuzzy inside, as if they had been enchanted by a charm spell.
Upon receiving countless calls from citizens expressing their adoration and inability to handle the cuteness, it broke the internet. They both recieved mailsfrom allthe CEO’s of the platforms saying that their bar for love and companionship is too much for society to digest and follow. It’s borderline unrealistic. At a press conference, Mark Zuckerberg stated, “I wish there was another way but our KHMIUNITEE GHAEDLINE doesn’t approve couples being that lovely and all. Look, we only allow devorces and breakups being posted here, makes my dickhard and all.”
Despite the seemingly serious situation, Farhan Labib and his girlfriend maintained their composure, giggling and exchanging heartwarming glances as they were being led away in love jail, which were just oversized teddy bear plushies tied together.