The air in Rome, Italy has been recently polluted by an overflow of flatulence in public.
This was started by professional farter Teddy Bolos, a tourist visiting Rome on his way home from Greece. Spectators say that he was seen walking the streets releasing “green clouds of gas” out of his behind. Being only a young boy, Italian president Sergio Mattarella has invited Teddy and family to a special banquet to reveal his secrets. Furthermore, Mr. Bolos has been offered $1,000,000 US dollars to start a brand that sells jars of his new green Italian cloud for people to display in their houses for good luck. This leads people to ask: are Teddy Bolos’s farts the next good luck charm?