Howard Winland, 52 year old male, owner of Christie’s, Morans, Lions Den, and enterprises in LA and Vegas, resident of Strasburg, OH recently opened up about his new investment “This town doesn’t have enough fat hoes to sustain the male population. We need to do this for the youth of Strasburg”. Winland plans to make the strip club open to individuals aged 10 and up. He is pending permits from the state of Ohio that are expected to pass within the year.
Mr. Winland is currently looking for employees to join the new establishment. “I need women with an ass of minimum 2 feet in diameter and you shouldn’t be able to see your heels looking down from the back. Fat asses are welcome, just not obese ass. Titties must be size D and up. Eyelash extensions are reimbursed to keep potential cum shots out of eyes. OSHA will reinforce this rule. Lastly, must be able to spin on a pole for 20 seconds and do private dances. Slapping ass is encouraged for the men. Please submit your applications along with your bra size, and a few nude pictures showing us what you can do. BE CREATIVE! This establishment benefits Strasburg-Franklin schools”. Howard Winland is really an entrepreneur at heart looking to brighten up the community. Strasburg Mayor, Steven Smith, opens up about this new project “We need more bitches in the area and what better man to help us achieve this goal than my man Howie. He’s a public servant at heart”. More to come with this story as it develops.