“Howard Michael Winland” 52 year old male of Strasburg, Ohio is shooting for the stars. 2 years after purchasing long time steam hut Southern Exposure, Howard is adding to his portfolio with the recent purchase of Parkersburgs “City Perk”. The decision comes after long negotiations with his wife Rebecca “Patterson” Winland as she has experienced long term abuse from employees at Hardee’s and McDonalds in their hometown of Strasburg, Ohio. The couple recently announced their new partnership with legacy corporation KY Jelly. “Better days are on the horizon” says Winland’s agent Archie Buttfuck.
Howard Winland to purchase underdog “City Perk”
