Police responded to a 911 call at 3:23am, Sunday night on Cock Street. Witnesses say 17 year old Taveon Elijah Han Smith was masturbating inside a Porta Potty. One man claimed he only had one Nike sock and a pair of American eagle boxers on. “The boxers had a shit streak in them.” Police frantically chased him around the county on foot until he surrendered with his ass up. He is now in solitary confinement awaiting what could be life imprisonment.
Local Negro caught Jacking
