As of August 23,1962, NASA has discovered that the moon is made out of cheese. Unfortunately, the cheese will not leave the moon due to the change of shape and weight of the moon. Dairy farmers will still produce cheese as they have been. Our astronauts will go up with some crackers, promoted by “Ritz” to test how exquisite the cheese may be. Neil Armstrong has already put in a bid of 1.3 billion dollars to also experience the richness of the cheese. More information of how the moon is cheese will be released on a later date.
-Audrey Brown, August 24, 1962