45 year old woman named Jessica Lukaczyn had had lunch and a pretty big peanut butter chocolate soft serve. Later they went up Prospect Mountain she didn’t walk up it of course. Before the car came to pick her up off the mountain there was a rumble in her stomach… She got the sickness.
As they gotten out of the car and went to Riley’s she told her husband and beautiful amazing child that she had gotten the sickness when looking at a fudge sign. She was rushing her amazing child to hurry up so they could go to the room so she can blow it up. She didn’t want to tell their friends they had to leave though. They found a bathroom.
It was all out in one stinking minute. It was 4 days worth of poo. It was so bad smelling she freaked out. The biggest problem was the toilet didn’t want to flush, she kept pressing the button and it wasn’t working. Luckily it flushed and she ran out hoping no one saw. Now all better she returns to everyone else. We are still planning the funeral for Robert Kingsley, he was the next person to go in that restroom.
Roberts family is going to press charges to Jessica for what she did. But we feel really bad for the Riley’s staff who had to smell it.