Another candidate for 2025

Well, well, well, another relatively unknown has emerged to run in the next Canadian election, Scully Skamann from Broom Cove threw his hat in the race. Here are five Questions we asked him…

Chan 33- Where are you from and what background do you have?

Scully- Broom Cove, NL, I was a roadie for The Wicked and Pinhornious, local bands from home, I lugged the amps, drums, beer and Pinharn’s bottletoke machine”

Chan 33- What’s your party’s name?

Scully- “huh? If we wins we won’t need a name”

Chan 33 – “what’s your platform?

Scully- “don’t have one anymore, bait it up after fallin off it drunk”

Chan 33- “How do you intend to change the country?”

Scully- “ free concerts and beah every night, and oh yea I’m going to legalize shrooms too”

Chan 33- “do you see stiff competition?”

Scully- “Eah dat rig pig wit da beard, he got bag rot i heard”

Chan 33 news reporter

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