Ever find yourself in the back of a cop cruiser? Many of us upstanding law abiding citizens fortunately have not but a man from Cape Breton, Mr. Lenny Lynk has backseat indents he’s been back there so many times.
“Eye don’t care, I likes being in da back on the way to da clink” he explained clearly intoxicated with a cigarette dangling out of his gay looking lips. “Dee likes me too” he reported.
When asked why he spends so much time in police cars and lock up he replied “ I’m in on gay prostitution and I calls da cops on meself, I enjoys it very much”
Whatever floats your boat I guess, good luck Lenny!
With files from the Caper Paper