Hamburglar Apprehended after multiple hit and runs in Etobicoke

ETOBICOKE, ONTARIO – September 14, 2023 – In a shocking turn of events, the infamous McDonald’s Hamburglar was linked to a series of hit-and-run incidents in Etobicoke, Ontario, near Islington Avenue. The masked fast-food bandit, known for his love of hamburgers, had been on a reckless spree that left residents bewildered. Fortunately, law enforcement agencies, with the help of vigilant citizens, managed to apprehend the suspect responsible for the unusual crime wave.

Over the course of a week, several hit-and-run incidents occurred along Islington Avenue, each involving a vehicle conspicuously adorned with McDonald’s branding and driven by a suspect wearing a Hamburglar costume. This bizarre pattern soon caught the attention of local authorities, who intensified their efforts to identify and capture the rogue figure. Thanks to eyewitness accounts and video footage, they successfully apprehended the Hamburglar, whose real identity has yet to be revealed.

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