Johnny Tolley arrested for eating too many ice creams

On the 5th of September 2023, Johnny Tolley of Abbey Road, Basingstoke was arrested by armed police after eating 5 whole chocolate ice creams. There was a tense stand off with police as Tolley, aged 12, threw the used ice cream sticks at them shouting ‘you’ll never take me alive’. They did, in fact, take him alive.
He is expected to receive 5 minutes behind bars and a slap on the wrist.

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