There’s a new Political Party about to throw its hat in the coveted (not really) 2025 Canadian Election.
The “Get Er Done Party” from parts unknown is steadily gaining traction with pollsters across the cunt Ray and it’s leader, Fabian O’Dell, a former pipelayer says he knows why, “Well, I talked to people all over and they are sick of Trudy and his gang fucking up the cunt Ray, da whole world is calling us a bunch of Nazis and tree huggers and frankly people are sick of it. Lissen, deres no reason for us to be building windmills and farming fish fuck b’y, we should be exporting oil and gas to Europe dem poor fuckers is freezing to death over dere and we needs da money to cover off all da coin deese stupid idiots are wasting, that’s where I come in, I’m going to build dat many pipelines dat dis cunt tree will look like a plan view of rebarb encased in floor concrete, and create tens of thousands of jobs people will trip over em”. When asked if he thinks Quebec and BC will go for it he replied “In the words of Fidel “just watch me!”
Polly Satire reporting for Channel33