Porn midget wins Skinharness

There were cries of jubilation and sobs of defeat at the second annual skinharness awards on the bank today. Juan the needle won his first award for his 69 cumshots in an hour, but didn’t show up for his award due to Hydrocele, that didn’t sit well with fellow nominees “i tinks hes full of shit, that wasn’t his dick in that movie!” A jealous Gary yelled as he hurtled a beer bottle at our cameras causing fear
“If he wuz here now I’d skull fuck him” a visibly upset Pinharn, the previous years winner shouted.
Some people were happy for Juan and look forward to when his ballsack returns to normal and “maybe he will come to pick it up” was murmured all around Harvey Johns store.

With files from “the Newfie Jigger”

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