In Alton towers, an old man with his contour, not blended, walked up to two young “11” year old children, Kitty and Evie. The old man had a shovel and he came over to the girls. He rizzed them up as he told them he could bury people if they were alive. Then Kitty killed Evie and the old man and Kitty ran into the forest to bury poor Evie. The old man then killed Kitty and buried them both under a tree. He made a tombstone which read. “Kitty had rizz, but not enough for me. Evie was gay so I couldn’t do anything for her.” Then the old man looked for his next targets.