In a jaw-dropping announcement yesterday, the international burger chain, Five Guys, declared a monumental increase in their prices. A move many are interpreting as a shift towards an exclusive clientele of multi-billionaires.
Starting next month, the mere mortals of New York and the world beyond will have to fantasize about the chain’s famed cheeseburger, as it will carry a whopping price tag of $20 million. “It’s not just a burger, it’s an experience,” remarked Alex Goldstein, Five Guys’ recently appointed Chief Culinary Visionary. “Our patrons will know they are part of an elite club that enjoys a taste quite literally no one else can afford.”
Despite the public outcry and shock, insiders claim this has been a strategic move for the fast-food giant. They have decided to pivot towards the world’s top 0.001%, effectively transforming their outlets into the epitome of luxury dining. The new price menu also includes the “Billionaire’s Fries”, sprinkled with edible gold and priced at a cool $5 million. Be