The Great LBGT Pickle Ball Craze: Why You Can’t Find an Empty Court
BY: Ima Gherkin, Pickleball Enthusiast & Unserious Times Correspondent
DATE: Today-ish, 2023
In an unexpected turn of events that’s left regular, non-pickle enthusiasts stunned, LBGT Pickle Ball has exploded onto the scene as the viral sensation of 2023. Now, if you’re wondering whether pickles have developed sexual orientations or what they have to do with a racquet sport, you’re not alone. But first, let’s dive into why this delightful new craze is making it nearly impossible to find an open pickleball court.
Why So Popular?
It turns out, this isn’t just about a game – it’s a movement. The marriage of inclusivity and the sheer joy of pickleball (because who doesn’t love yelling “PICKLE!”?) has created a sports environment that’s both fun and welcoming. Plus, there’s the added benefit of getting to wear neon leg warmers and rainbow wristbands without judgment.
The Mysterious Origins
Rumor has it that the LBGT Pickle Ball phenomenon started as a joke in a small town’s local pickleball club. Someone said, “Why isn’t there an LBGT version of every sport?” And someone else, probably named Pat, said, “Why not pickleball?” It all spiraled from there. Thanks, Pat.
Court Shortages: A Pickle-y Problem
Desperate pickleballers are waking up at the crack of dawn, hoping to secure a court. Others have even tried bribing local park officials with jars of pickles – to no avail. One avid player claimed she’s been resorting to playing on her driveway, dubbing it “Driveway Pickle Ball.” Not quite the same ring to it, but desperate times…
Local and International Reaction
The global response has been a mix of confusion and delight. Some traditionalists wonder if the sport might lose its “pure essence.” However, they are swiftly reminded by the enthusiastic new wave of players that the true essence of any sport is fun, camaraderie, and the spirit of competition. And possibly pickles.
The United Nations, in a surprise move, is reportedly considering naming Pickle Ball the official sport of world peace. Well, not really, but it sounds like something they should consider, doesn’t it?
Join the Movement!
Want in on the action? Grab a racquet, find some neon shorts and a headband in the closet, then…….come out!