LOCAL JUGGALO GOES ON DEADLY RAMPAGE AFTER EATING CHINESE TAKEOUT RED SAUCE

Julian Rubio, local DoorDasher decided to grab takeout at lucky star Chinese restaurant where he ordered chicken with red sauce. After eating the supposed tainted red sauce he got in his car and begun to swerve in and out of traffic and hit civilians on the sidewalk and even drove through a local Mormon parade. Then he decided to drive his car through a local gas station and blew up the station putting an end to his rampage. Lucky star red sauce is now being put under investigation after last nights incident

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