Formerly wed English teacher causes a shortage of onions due to her religious onion consumption!
Kelly, 91, has admitted she eats over 50 thousand onions per second. When questioned, she had simply replied “Me make out with husband, me need stinky onion breath so he go bye bye!”
Passersby have also reported her breathing into their faces causing many hospital incidents.
Police advice is to lock your doors, and stay inside unless it has been at least a week from previous onion consumption. Present onions in the household have been advised to be thrown into the street for her to consume.