A young boy from Cork, Ireland has been killed in a devastating plane crash, killing 0.56 people.The boy’s name was Alex Longfield and he was 45 years of age. He attended CSN where the current best junior debater in Ireland also goes to school.
His mother, the only survivor in the crash said he was a long boy with many particles of oesophagus dust lurking in his lungs. His mother also said he was a **** ******* son of a ****** absolute ****** etc. His funeral will be held in St.Finbarrs’ Cemetery, where some gravediggers are ready to get to work.
*Sources:* The Daily Stuff, Channel 33 News, Ryanair and of course Spiorad Signals.