Isabelle Garner, age 13, was reported missing yesterday from Hornsby, Sydney, yesterday afternoon. Police believe that she has run away from home after a fight with her goldfish. She is reportedly quite crazy, but hasn’t run away before. She was last seen leaving her house with a small bag on her shoulder, which was captured on security cameras from their neighbours.
She is a huge fan of Taylor Swift, so if you think you see her, start playing Taylor Swift songs on your phone, and she should start walking towards you like a zombie. Just lead her to the nearest police station and she will be fine.
Her parents and her friends are begging police to help her get home safely, and her goldfish is especially apologetic, and is desperate to be friends with her again.