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Evin Guidry also known as the freshman finnser for his immense “rizz” towards younger people has seen a bit of controversy after *finnesing* two under age boys. Although witnesses say that the boys were lured by vbucks many speculate that his *rizz was too strong. Many would like to report this perverted conduct as many see Evin John Guudry as a threat to the newest generation. The university of texas has later discovered through a breakthrough of technology that his “rizz” is not special, and the way he had done these kidnapping was with vbucks cards, as many had already expected. Many forensic experts on New Orleans suggest that his lack of a cognitive brain has allowed duch tradgies to happen. When later interrogated about his actions. Evin calling these kids “shawties” suppects perverted intentions, saying that these “shawties” could “get it”. Many scientists in Brooklyn, New York, after an MRI have concluded that his actions may have been due to previous head damage, when asked about this, Evin claims that head damage was when he was “getting down on the shawties”. Many disturbed by this response have left the forensic division for better work. When the case was passed in court. The judge rulled for lifetime in a physiotherapy. Many outraged for this sentence have petitioned for more extreme punishment. A parent of a victim stating that he should get the death penalty. However the victims of Evin John Guidry are yet to come as many new reports come in.