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Evin Guidry also known as the freshman finnser for his immense “rizz” towards younger people has seen a bit of controversy after *finnesing* two under age boys. Although witnesses say that the boys were lured by vbucks many speculate that his *rizz was too strong. Many would like to report this perverted conduct as many see Evin John Guidry as a threat to the newest generation. The university of texas has later discovered through a breakthrough of technology that his “rizz” is not special, and the way he had done these kidnapping was with vbucks cards, as many had already expected. Many more evidence suggests that he had to have a companion with him. Later DNA evidence found at the scene, ran through forensics lab in Brooklyn, New York, suggests that his companion be his own dog. A chunky little dog named Moana. Many forensic experts suggest that the dog was also used to lured children. Many Evin called “shawties” even suggesting that many of these “shawties” would “get it*
Currently Evin John Guidry is being held on a psychiatric ward. Many say that he will most likely remain in their for the rest of his remaining life.

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