BATON ROUGE, LA – 300 senior citizens and 2 young gay men died in tragic ABBA-related accident at L’Auberge Casino. During one song, the allegedly Swedish performers asked the audience to stand and perform basic choreography, and the whole place just fell right into the river. There were no survivors, but one animatronic was found to still be playing a guitar at the bottom of the river.
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