Gran Breaks Record

A grandmother from Birmingham achieved a personal best this morning.
She managed to start eating her breakfast by 11am, well within daylight hours. This may come a surprise to
many observers who are more familiar with the after sunset cornflakes and crunchy but routine.
This new achievement has long been in the making and is a source of great satisfaction for her mentor, coach and long suffering husband. He sacrificed his own breakfast today in order ti encourage her to rise from her slumber and visit the bathroom. Credit must also be given to her son who initiated the proceedings.

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