After years away from the game Coach Parker and finally decided to come back to the league where he cemented himself as a mastermind of the game of football. This is what he had to say about his return.
“Yeah you know it’s great to be back to the game I love with some of the people I love. Back in 2020 I just felt like it was time to find a new passion for myself and try something new. So I became a pole dancer. The money was great but I got tired of men touching on me all the time so I had to come back here. A place I call home.”
Parker not only comes back home, but back to his home town team, the Kougars. After Parker’s departure the Kougars failed to secure a single win in those 4 years, something Parker was never used to back then.
“Back then all we ever did was win so seeing them struggle each and every year spoke to me. Those bastards need a good football coach. I plan on bringing this program back to the way it was years ago. My brother also my old defensive coordinator is coming back with me after he did his time in the slammer. He still ain’t did nun wrong. He has a no holding back attitude and will never take no as an answer. Kick a scream all you want and say no, he won’t hear you. We won’t hear you until that clock hits zero.”
Parker is also hinting at some big roster changes in the near future.
“Me and my team have some things up our sleeve to bring back some old friends to the team that helped us win back then. I have all intentions on running it back this year. I expect us to be hoisting up that trophy just like we did back then.”