The infamous serial rapist “The Oiler” also known as his real name: Lance Gaurdiano has escaped prison for the 3rd time this year. Authorities say he is extremely dangerous and unpredictable, if seen the police should be contacted immediately. However, If the escaped convict is seen with a bottle of extra virgin olive oil, please remain indoors and make sure your windows and doors are locked. Lance Gaurdiano is a major threat to modern society, so the natural guard will be deployed just in case he is provoked. We have provided a highly detailed image of the escapee.