Last night, February 1st, around 4am, wife of victim, Kristen Imkemeier, woke up to her husband missing. She claims she heard rustling through the night but thought it was her pets. She states that she searched the house until she called authorities at around 4:40am. He is reported to be, white male, bald, no facial hair, about 6’2, 890lbs, last seen wearing unicorn boxers and snoring his dreams away at about 10:30pm. If you have any information, please call 732-395-9439.