On April 4th, 2024, a young goblin by the name of Advik prepared to go to sleep. It was his happy glow day (more life) (cakes and candles) (Happy 365), but his real gift was yet to arrive. He could not wait for the Fortnite Cash Cup the following day, where he and bitch (Nived) were ready to go balls to the wall, although Nived’s balls may still have not recovered following his DECA incident with his dominator.
That night, he decided to treat himself by watching Jynxi and Breckie Hill clips, exercising that right forearm, and went to sleep dreaming of tomorrow’s endeavors. But then the imaginable happened…
He and Nived dropped out of the Battle Bus into what they believed was Lucky Landing, but was really the dark city of Nigjing, China. To this dynamic duo, it appeared the whole lobby were P.A.N.D.A team leaders, when in reality, they were the sacred and endangered Nigling Pandas. Advik wasted no time, full boxing and 200ing every panda in sight, while Nived lived up to his real name of a bitch as he hid amongst the shrubbery. When there was only one “player” left, Advik decided to be the gentleman that he was and leave him to Nived.
Nived unsheathed his glizzy and cocked it at the final Nigling Panda, but did not have the balls to let his glizzy blow (I wonder why). Advik, however, had enough and decided to 200 pump the final Nigling Panda, and even Nived (mashallah).
And when Advik did not see his #1 victory royale, he finally realized his perfect dream was actually a real-life nightmare. The city of Nigjing has never been visited since, with reports saying that the young Fortnite prodigy has gone crazy and will full box 200 anything in sight, and the beloved Nigling Pandas have now gone extinct following this incident.