DECA. An event treasured in the world of business. For many, it was a trip of reciting what had been rehearsed, sticking to the script.
Not for a certain couple.
Nived Santosh, a dreamer, lover, and friend, found himself practicing his presentation in the room with his homosexual counterpart, George Lazarou. They had worked incredibly hard for this trip, undergoing extensive research and analysis. The preparation was there, the confidence was there, and most importantly, the chemistry was there. The grinding (and thrusting) the two did was unquestionably honorable, and they had their sights set on nationals. After their performance, they were sure they would return home with a trophy of honor.
At the awards ceremony, everything would change.
The power duo waited patiently for their event to be presented on the big screen, and then — there it was.
“Hospitality and Restaurant Management” / “Bergen Academies: Santosh, Lazarou” Was displayed on the large projector.
“This is our time, honeysnuggins,” George softly whispered in Nived’s ear.
“Let’s bring this home, Georgie.”
They waltzed onto the stage, drunk with nervousness. The two stood in a state of fear, yet still sure that they would hear their name called.
The first three teams were called;
“Fagerstein, Mazza”, “Johnson, Patel”, “Gupta, Gupta.”
“Top 3, my little cinnamon roll. Just like we drew it out.”
“George, with our winnings, let’s buy a chastity belt!”
After 2 more teams were called, the panic set in.
“PookieNig, there’s no way we didn’t-”
“-No Georgie. Just listen.”
But then, they heard “In first place, from Cherry Hill…” This was all they needed. The small bit of hope they had left was stripped from them.
This was not the only thing that was stripped.
George immediately set Nived clothes aflame, and they burnt right off, leaving Mr. Dodge in the nude. You might figure he was embarrassed, perhaps even mortified. But no. Nived embraced his birthday suit and started galloping across stage, yelping “Someone stroke me! Someone stroke me!” He was swiftly taken into custody, and rumors are that Nived, who fell just short of victory, ended the trip neutered.
More to come.