NEW PALTZ, N.Y. — In a bizarre incident at the McDonald’s franchise in New Paltz, three unidentified criminals were caught on camera breaking several windows with what appeared to be rubber self pleasure toys. The village is in a state of outrage as locals search for the culprits responsible for this absurd act of vandalism. Authorities are working tirelessly to identify and apprehend the mischievous trio, who are now being referred to as the “d*ck*n’ bandits” by social media users.
The village of New Paltz is on high alert as the search for the window-breaking continues. Suspects were seen fleeing the scene in a dark, late model Lincoln SUV with tints. In response to the incident, a reward has been offered to anyone with information leading to the capture of the perpetrators. As the community comes together to clean up the shattered glass and restore order, residents are urged to remain vigilant and report any suspicious behavior.