Ok. So, you’re probably aware of two Olivia episodes where Ian gets revenge and Tex killed everyone and blown up the neighborhood, but there was an even worse episode that I encountered.
I was just watching “For All Time” a movie from 2000, when suddenly I heard a knock on the door. When I opened it, it was an envelope. When I opened the envelope, it was a Olivia DVD.
The DVD cover had the Olivia characters on a background of the Olivia world with text above them saying “Olivia: Complete Series!”
Release Date: September 2017.
“Well at least it’s on date this time.” I thought.
The DVD disc was low budget.
It was just A blank DVD disk with the sharpie handwriting: “Olivia” on the top, And “Complete Series” On the bottom.
I decided to finish watching the movie, and then after that I put the disc inside the DVD player.
Another bad mistake I’ve done.
The DVD menu came up, nothing other than a white screen with each button on the bottom of it. The buttons were:
“Play All”, “Episode Selection”, “Bonus Features”, “Set Up” and “Sneak Peeks”.
I chose Play all to… Hell nah, forget this.
There were all the episodes playing.
It started with “Olivia Plays Hotel” and ended with “Olivia and the Mighty Five”. There was an extra episode, but it was really unlike the others. OH BOY, IT MIGHT BE WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE I ENCOUNTERED.
Before that, there was a warning screen taken place in the 1st frame of the intro.
“WARNING: The following episode was created and written by Adrijana Omerovic, the same person who is the writer of “Ethelbert and the Shadow’s Stronghold”, dated 2008, and a member of the Roma girls who steal from metropolitans in Milan, Italy who teamed up with her partner to make this episode in promotion for The Vampire Diaries. It contains violence, screaming, swearing, and more that are not suitable for people who are under 18. Viewer discretion is Advised.”
“Not again!” I facepalmed.
The intro then played, but the background is orange, and the rest of the family, including Olivia, didn’t give a fuck about that.
After that creepy intro, the episode began with the title card. But it wasn’t right, the title card read out, “Love Never Dies”, The background showed both Lynette and Ian looking like they hug each other. Also, the playful music was replaced by the Paramount closet killer theme (extended version).
The title card then faded out, and it opened up to the house at the morning.
It showed Olivia and Ian, who are alive unlike my previous encounter with “The Aftermath”.
“Ian! Ian! Guess what?” Olivia asked.
It cut to an excited Olivia.
“We are going to a nightclub and celebrate your birthday!”
Ian was excited, but i was shocked at the mentioning of the nightclub.
Ian asked, “What is an nightclub?”
Olivia was about to say something when there was a knock on the door.
“I’ll get it!” Ian told her, as he hopped to the door.
He opened the door to see… Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives despite Olivia not being associated with ABC. The only difference is that she looks live action and has a realistic outfit, sounding like elegant ones.
“Well, hey there!” He called.
“Hi!” Lynette greeted, before walking over to Ian and stroking him beautifully on his cheeks.
“Hello!” Ian greeted back.
“So, can i ask you a question, darling?” Lynette asked while stroking him.
“Yeah!” Ian exclaimed.
“What’s stronger, than the human heart…” Lynette softly and sweetly said while stroking him. “That shatters over and over, and still lives?”
Ian looked at Lynette, captivated by her words. He could see the depth in her eyes and the sincerity in her tone. She was more than just a pretty face, she had a soul that spoke to him.
“The human spirit,” Ian answered without hesitation.
“It’s resilient and unbreakable. Even in the face of adversity, it continues to beat and thrive.”
Lynette smiled, impressed by Ian’s answer. “You have a beautiful soul, Ian. I can see that.”
Ian blushed, feeling slightly embarrassed by the compliment. “Thank you. You have a way with words, Lynette. Your question really made me think.”
“Well, I’m glad to hear that,” Lynette replied. “I believe in meaningful conversations, they can bring out the best in people.”
Ian nodded, feeling a connection with Lynette. “I couldn’t agree more.”
“Say, Ian, do you believe in fate?” Lynette asked, still stroking his cheeks.
“I do,” Ian answered. “I think everything happens for a reason and people are brought into our lives for a purpose.”
Lynette’s smile widened. “I couldn’t agree more. I believe fate brought us together today.”
Ian couldn’t deny the spark he felt between them. “I’m grateful for that.”
“Me too. Let’s continue this conversation over a cup of coffee,” Lynette suggested.
Ian smiled, his heart full with joy. “I’d love that.”
After Ian said that, Olivia yelled out “Ian, why the fuck won’t you go with me?!”
“Lynette, Olivia’s calling me.” Ian said. “I’ll be back to you later…”
“Lynette, Olivia’s calling me. I’ll be back to you later…” Ian said.
Ian walks away, with Lynette watching him intently.
“I’ll be waiting for you, my darling.” Lynette smiled.
Ian walks up to Olivia, who has an angry expression on her face.
“Hey, why are you so angry?” Ian said.
“Why aren’t you going to the nightclub with me? Today is your birthday, you know.” Olivia shouted.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot about that. But I can’t go tonight.” Ian said.
“What?! Why not?” Olivia added.
“I promised Lynette I would spend the evening with her.” Ian said.
“Are you kidding me? It’s your birthday, not hers!” Olivia yelled.
“I know, but she’s been really supportive lately and I don’t want to let her down.” Ian said.
“Oh, forget Lynette! You always prioritize her over me!” Olivia said.
“That’s not true, Olivia.” Ian shouted.
“Then prove it. Come with me to the nightclub. Please?” Olivia asked.
“I can’t, Olivia. I’m sorry.” Ian sobbed.
“Ugh, you’re impossible! Lynette is always there, isn’t she? You’d rather be with her than your own girlfriend.” Olivia berated.
“That’s not fair, Olivia. Lynette and I are just friends.” Ian said.
“Yeah, right.” Olivia scoffed.
“Listen, it’s not like that. I just can’t abandon Lynette on my birthday.” Ian sadly said.
“OH FUCK NO, YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME!” Olivia shouted.
“Oh, come on, Olivia. Don’t be so dramatic.” Lynette laughed.
“This is serious, Lynette. I can’t believe you’re encouraging him to ditch me.” Olivia said to Lynette.
“I’m not encouraging him. I just understand why he wants to spend time with me.” Lynette responded.
“Ugh, whatever. I’ll just go to the nightclub alone then.” Olivia muttered.
“Olivia, please don’t be like this. I promise we’ll celebrate my birthday together tomorrow.” Ian said.
“Fine. Whatever. Have fun with Lynette tonight.” Olivia added.
Lynette and Ian share a knowing smile as Olivia storms off.
“So, Ian, do you want to stay with me all night? We know it’s your birthday…” Lynette asked.
“Sure!” Ian said.
“Well. Now, as a gift… I’ll sing you a little song, do you want to listen to it?” Lynette said, while coming back to stroke Ian.
“Yes please!” Ian added.
“Ok, darling. Here’s one!” She said.
Ian smiled at Lynette, grateful for her offer. “That would be amazing, thank you,” he replied, his eyes lighting up with excitement.
As she began stroking his arm, he settled in next to her, ready to listen to her song.
Lynette took a deep breath and began singing, her voice soft and sweet. Ian closed his eyes, letting the melody wash over him.
The music box version of Happy Birthday to You reminded him of his childhood, and he couldn’t help but feel a sense of nostalgia.
As she finished the song, Ian opened his eyes and turned to Lynette with a big smile on his face. “That was beautiful,” he said, giving her a gentle kiss on the cheek.
This was shocking to me, no one has EVER kissed a character in the show.
Lynette beamed at him, her heart filled with joy. “I’m so glad you liked it,” she said. “Happy birthday, Ian. I hope this is a night you’ll never forget.”
“I already know it will be,” Ian replied, leaning in to kiss her again. “And it’s all thanks to you.”
Just then, the screen faded to black, showing the next scene.
It showed Olivia walking in a nightclub, but to her surprise, she was walking through the streets, and she saw no one present.
She was visibly nervous and confused, looked to her right, and looked to her left, but she couldn’t find anyone that she remotely knew.
“Dad? Mom? Anyone?” Olivia asked, in a nervous tone.
She kept walking through the streets, until she reached the outside of a cabin. Before she could find something, a car resembling a Jeep Cherokee showed up in front of her, and 3 girls, that actually are Bree, Gabrielle and Susan came up to the shot and got out of the car while smiling at her.
They then got closer to Olivia and started singing, softly, which is Happy birthday to you.
“Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you…” Bree sings softly to Olivia.
“What?! It’s not my birthday yet!” Olivia yelled.
“Oh come on, don’t be mad, we are here to sing it for you.” Bree asked gently before continuing to sing.
“What?!” Olivia muttered under her breath.
“Happy birthday, dear Olivia…” Susan softly said before grabbing Olivia by her arms and putting her in the seat of the car.
Gabrielle giggled as Susan does that.
“What’s going on here?” Olivia spoke, still in the car.
“We heard it’s your birthday tomorrow, so we wanted to surprise you!” Bree added.
“That’s so sweet, but you didn’t have to do this.” Olivia said.
“We wanted to! Plus, we couldn’t wait until tomorrow to wish you a happy birthday.” Gabrielle giggled.
“Consider this an early birthday present.” Susan said, handing Olivia a bouquet of flowers.
“Please stop.” Olivia whispered to herself.
“Now, let’s get you in the car and celebrate!” Bree asked to Olivia.
“No thanks, i prefer walking alone.” Olivia said.
“Oh, and we also brought some cake and ice cream.” Gabrielle said, as she holds a cake and a ice cream.
Olivia was shocked after seeing that.
“Wow… That was easy…” Olivia muttered.
“We’re so glad you like it.” Bree said.
“Let’s sing one more time, shall we?” Susan asked.
All girls start singing “Happy Birthday” again as they drive off to celebrate Olivia’s early birthday. However, during their singing, Olivia could be heard shouting “MAKE IT STOP!”.
It then faded back to the house, now at night.
It then cut to Lynette and Ian in Olivia’s bedroom, while Ian is sleeping in her laps, while Lynette hums “Happy birthday to you” softly.
“I’m currently sleeping right now, ain’t i?” Ian asked.
“Yes, you are my love,” Lynette replied, brushing her fingers through his hair affectionately. “You’ve been working so hard lately, I couldn’t resist letting you catch a few moments of rest.”
Ian let out a content sigh, snuggling closer to her. “You always know just what I need, Lyn.”
Lynette smiled and continued humming, basking in the peaceful moment with Ian.
“But what about Olivia’s birthday? Won’t she miss me being there?” Ian asked, a hint of concern in his voice.
Lynette placed a gentle kiss on his forehead. “We can make it up to her later, darling. Right now, it’s just you and me and our little princess.”
Ian’s eyes fluttered open, a small smile on his face. “I couldn’t ask for a better birthday present.”
Lynette’s heart swelled with love for Ian, as she continued humming, she knew that this would be a birthday memory she would cherish forever.
Suddenly, Francine and Julian approached the set with excitement, but when they saw Lynette, they couldn’t help but smile.
Lynette was peacefully humming to Ian, who is sleeping on her laps, while resting on Olivia’s bedroom, her hands cupping her chin.
“What do you want, sweeties?” Lynette asked in a gentle, sweet and loving tone, not wanting Ian to wake up from his peaceful nap. She continued to hum while waiting for the answer.
Julian cleared his throat before speaking up. “We were just wondering, what’s your name?” he asked, trying to hide his nerves.
Lynette smiled and opened her eyes, still humming. “My name is Lynette Scavo, the loving girl of Desperate Housewives,” she introduced proudly.
Francine’s eyes widened in surprise. “Wow, you don’t belong to Chorion there,” she commented, referring to Lynette’s character on the show.
Lynette chuckled, not taking Francine’s comment to heart. “I don’t care if I don’t belong to Chorion, and you two sweeties can leave,” she said gently, without any hint of malice. “I’m just gonna continue my nap with Ian here.”
Francine and Julian exchanged a look before nodding obediently. “Sure thing, Lynette,” they said in unison before quietly leaving the set.
Lynette smiled to Ian, feeling content as she continued to hum and drift him off into another peaceful nap.
“You deserve a nap, my darling.” Lynette asked to Ian, while still humming softly.
Ian let out a small sigh of relief as he settled deeper into his comfortable bed. He had been feeling exhausted lately and Lynette’s nurturing presence was just what he needed. Her soothing hum and gentle touch had the power to relax him like no one else could.
“Thank you, Lynette,” he murmured, his eyes already starting to droop. “I don’t know what I would do without you.”
Lynette’s smile widened at his words. She was grateful for the opportunity to take care of Ian and make him feel loved. “It’s my pleasure, my love,” she replied, gently stroking his hair. “Now close your eyes and let the sleep take over. I’ll be here when you wake up.”
Ian nodded and closed his eyes, letting himself be lulled by her comforting voice.
As he drifted off into a peaceful slumber, he couldn’t help but feel blessed to have someone like Lynette by his side. She truly was his rock, always there to support him and make him feel at ease.
“Goodnight, my darling,” Lynette whispered, her humming growing quieter as Ian fell asleep.
She leaned down and placed a soft kiss on his forehead before pulling the covers up to his chin. With a content smile, she sat by his side and watched over him, knowing that he was in good hands.
“I’m humming a lullaby for you, my darling.” Lynette said as she continued smiling to Ian (still sleeping), continuing to hum and drift him off into another peaceful nap.
Ian’s sleeping face slowly softened as he listened to Lynette’s soft humming.
He let out a peaceful sigh and subconsciously snuggled closer to her. She continued to hum, her voice as sweet and soothing as a lullaby.
As Lynette watched Ian sleep, she couldn’t help but smile to herself. He looked so peaceful and content, like a child in the midst of a pleasant dream. She gently brushed his hair away from his face and whispered, “I’m humming a lullaby for you, my darling.”
As she continued to hum, Lynette’s mind wandered to all the wonderful memories she had shared with Ian.
“Lullaby, lullaby,” she sang softly, lost in her thoughts. “Oh, who do I give this pig to?”
Lynette chuckled to herself, remembering a silly inside joke they had shared about a toy pig.
She gently placed a kiss on Ian’s forehead and continued to hum, knowing that the lullaby was not just for him, but also for their love they had created together.
Suddenly, Olivia came to the shot, this time not trying to be mad at Ian.
“Ian, why are you sleeping in Lynette’s laps?” Olivia asked.
“Oh, Olivia, i’m trying to soothe my darling.” Lynette asked softly while continuing to hum for him. “As always, love never dies.”
“Olivia?” Ian muttered under his breath.
“Yes, Ian?” Olivia responded, now fully curious as to why Ian was calling her name.
“I know it may seem strange, but Lynette here actually helped me calm down and get some rest.”
Olivia’s expression softened as she watched Ian and Lynette. She could see the genuine care and affection they had for each other.
“Thank you, Lynette,” she said sincerely, causing Lynette to smile warmly at her. “I’m glad you could be here for him when I couldn’t.”
“Of course, Olivia,” Lynette replied, gently rocking Ian in her arms. “I’ll always be here for both of you.”
Olivia felt a pang of guilt for not being there for Ian when he needed her. She made a mental note to be more understanding and supportive in the future.
“I’m sorry I got mad earlier,” she apologized.
“It’s okay, Olivia,” Ian said with a small smile.
“I understand that you have a lot on your plate. I just needed someone to talk to and Lynette was there for me.”
“I’ll be here for you too, Ian,” Olivia promised, reaching out to take his hand.
“I know,” he said, giving her hand a squeeze.
“And I’m grateful for that.” The three of them sat there in silence for a moment, each grateful for the bond they shared.
Suddenly, red smoke engulfed Lynette, Olivia and Ian, and to my surprise, it was Kirk Odd, from the noedolekciN Archives.
Lynette, oblivious to his presence, continued to smile at him.
Olivia and Ian, on the other hand, were shocked and scared at the sight of Kirk Odd himself.
“W-who are you?” Olivia stuttered, fear evident in her voice.
“I am Kirk Odd,” he replied sinisterly. “And I CAN TURN YOU INTO MY VESSEL!”
“Vessel? What do you mean?” Ian asked, his voice filled with anger and confusion.
“What do you mean by vessel?” Olivia echoed, her voice trembling.
But Lynette didn’t seem to care about Kirk Odd’s ominous words. She just kept smiling and humming softly.
“Because I can make you one,” Kirk Odd replied, his eyes filled with dark intentions.
Without warning, Kirk Odd approached Olivia and started to choke her. She fell to the ground, gasping for air, and Ian could do nothing but watch in shock.
“Now, don’t tell Lynette to kill me!” Kirk Odd sneered before disappearing into thin air.
Meanwhile, Lynette continued to smile and hum, completely unfazed by what had transpired.
But it wasn’t long until Ian noticed something strange about Olivia.
Her skin had turned red, and she now had wings and a sword on her left hand.
“Olivia? Are you okay?” Ian asked, worried for Olivia’s well-being.
Olivia got up, and turned to face Ian, but there was something different about her. She spoke in a chilling, sinister tone.
“Sorry, Ian…but…” Olivia’s eyes glinted with malice. “YOU’RE DEAD!”
In one swift motion, Olivia used her sword to decapitate Ian, killing him instantly.
Lynette, still smiling and humming, seemed to be completely unaware of the gruesome events that just took place.
The red smoke started to dissipate, and everything returned to normal.
But for Lynette, everything was as it was before, and she continued to hum softly, seemingly unaffected by the chaos around her.
“Wow, Lynette, you really have a way of staying calm in chaotic situations,” a voice commented, impressed by her demeanor.
Lynette giggled, charmed by a voice’s compliment.
“Oh, it’s just a skill I’ve perfected over the years,” she replied, twirling her hair absentmindedly.
“I can see that,” A voice said, still marveling at her composure.
Just then, Olivia stormed into the room, her face red with anger.
“Why are you always so calm? Don’t you care about what’s happening?” Olivia seethed, her anger directed at Lynette.
Lynette shrugged, still smiling. “I’ve learned to not let chaos affect me. That’s how I stay happy,” she explained calmly.
“Happy?! How can you be happy when everything is falling apart?!” Olivia yelled, clearly failing to understand Lynette’s perspective.
“I guess we just have different ways of dealing with things,” Lynette replied softly, nonchalantly returning to her humming.
Olivia couldn’t take it any longer. With a desperate cry, she lunged at Lynette, causing her to lose her balance and fall to the ground.
As Lynette lay there, with Olivia’s grip around her neck, she couldn’t help but still have a small smile on her face.
“Looks like I’ve caused enough chaos for today,” Olivia snarled, her eyes wild with rage.
As Lynette took her last breath,
she couldn’t help but think that her
final moments were filled with
utter peace and contentment. And
that thought was all she needed to
be happy, even in the face of death.
Olivia stood above Lynette’s lifeless body, panting heavily from the adrenaline rush.
“I guess I’ll just have to find more souls to feed my hunger,” Olivia said to herself, a wicked grin spreading across her face as she walked away from the scene, leaving behind a trail of destruction and chaos.
It then showed outside of the house, now with Bree, Gabrielle and Susan in front of the door.
“Come on, girls! Are we gonna celebrate Olivia’s early birthday?” Bree excitedly said.
“Of course! It’s gonna be a blast.” Susan smiled.
“Yeah… Let’s go.” Gabrielle sarcastically said.
They start humming like Lynette does, “Happy birthday to you”. Suddenly, Olivia comes up to the door in front of them.
“We don’t care about the chaos, like Lynette says.” Susan said defiantly.
“I agree.” Gabrielle nodded.
“Same here.” Bree also nodded.
The three girls continue to smile and hum, not caring what happens next.
“Who cares?!” Olivia muttered sinisterly.
Olivia is then about to slice off Bree, Gabrielle, and Lynette’s heads when the girls are still humming.
“Happy birthday to you…” Gabrielle sings softly.
“Happy birthday to you…” Bree joined in.
“Happy birthday, my dear Olivia…” Susan said, about to stroke Olivia’s cheeks.
“Okay, now I’ve had enough!” Olivia said in frustration.
However, she interrupts their singing and slices their heads off, causing them to scream and die instantly.
“Now to kill someone…” Olivia muttered satisfiedly.
She walks away from the corpses of the three girls, leaving behind a trail of chaos and destruction.
It then showed the park, Francine and Julian are now watching an R rated movie on the couch.
Suddenly, Olivia walked in front of them.
Francine and Julian gasped at the sight of Olivia’s.
“Whoa! Olivia! What happened to you?” Francine said.
“Yeah, you look different. Did you change your hair?” Julian added.
“No, I didn’t change my hair. I killed both Lynette, lan, Bree, Gabrielle and Susan, thanks to Kirk Odd!” Olivia said sinisterly.
“What?! You killed them?” Francine said, shocked.
“What the hell did you do to them?” Julian gasped.
“I did what needed to be done. And Kirk Odd is my commander, he guided me.” Olivia muttered proudly.
“Kirk Odd? Who is that?” Francine said, confused.
“I already told you, he’s MY commander!” Olivia angrily shouted.
“Is he the one who made you do this?” Julian said.
“Yes, and I obeyed him without question. Now, I’m coming for Mrs. Hogenmuller.” Olivia questioned.
“Wait, is she your next target?” Francine said, scared.
“Yes, and I won’t stop until I’ve completed my mission.” Olivia smirked.
“We have to stop her.” Julian realized.
“It’s too late for that.” Olivia said advancing towards them.
Francine and Julian both scream as Olivia slices their heads off, killing them instantly.
“Mrs. Hogenmuller, now I’m coming for you.” Olivia smirked.
She then walks away laughing stupidly.
“Uh oh…” I muttered under my breath. “Why would she?”
It then showed the school, with Mrs. Hogenmuller and the students including Daisy.
“Guys, are we gonna go on a field trip?” Mrs. Hogenmuller asked the students, including Daisy.
“I hope so, I love field trips!” Daisy exclaimed, eager to go on an adventure.
“Me too,” chimed in one of the other students.
Suddenly, there was a bright flash and Olivia appeared in front of them.
“Olivia! What happened to you?” Mrs. Hogenmuller asked, concerned for her student.
“No questions!” Olivia snapped before pulling out a pipe bomb from her bag.
“What? Olivia, put that away!” Daisy pleaded.
“No way, I’m gonna flip this place to the ground!” Olivia declared, her eyes blazing with rage.
“What are you talking about? This is our school!” Mrs. Hogenmuller exclaimed, trying to reason with her.
“I don’t care!” Olivia screamed before setting the bomb on the ground and strutting away. “I’m gonna flip y’all off including the Will & Grace characters too, of course!”
“Is she serious?” Daisy asked, dumbfounded.
Before anyone could reply, the bomb went off and the school erupted into chaos. Mrs. Hogenmuller, Daisy, and the other students screamed in terror as they tried to escape the flaming building.
“Why would you do this?” Mrs. Hogenmuller cried out, shaking Olivia’s shoulder.
“Because I hate this place, and everyone is in it!” Olivia replied coldly before disappearing in a swirl of smoke.
As Olivia watched the destruction she had caused from afar, she laughed maniacally, satisfied with her revenge. The school may have been destroyed, but she had gotten her message across.
“Well, that was unexpected,” Daisy said, tears streaming down her face as she looked at the once beautiful school now in ruins.
“I can’t believe she would do something like this,” one of the other students sobbed.
Mrs. Hogenmuller could only shake her head in disbelief.
She never thought one of her students would turn out to be capable of such violence.
“We need to call for help,” she said, snapping out of her shock.
Daisy and the other students nodded in agreement, their hearts heavy with sadness and confusion.
It then faded to the house from Will & Grace now at night.
It shows Grace and Karen sitting on the table.
“So Karen, about Olivia the Pig, have you seen her TV show?” Grace asked.
“Of course i do!” Karen added. “I have used to watch this show with my husband Jack.”
“Wow. Isn’t she so beautiful?” Grace added.
“Yeah!” Karen added.
Suddenly, Olivia teleported in front of them, but Grace and Karen do not care and decide to smile, like Lynette, Bree, Gabrielle and Susan say. She then comes closer to them by saying “Hey there, girls. Did you miss me?”.
Karen smiled and gushed about her love for Olivia the Pig. She used to watch the show with her husband Jack. Grace chimed in, admiring Olivia’s beauty.
Also, they didn’t seem to mind. They continued to smile and sing Olivia a happy birthday song. They even offered her a drink.
But Olivia’s response was unexpected. She scolded them and revealed her true intentions – she was going to kill them all. Karen and Grace didn’t seem to be bothered and continued to smile.
But before they could do anything, Olivia sliced off Grace’s head with ease. Grace then fell to the ground, insta-killed.
Olivia then walked away, leaving behind the body of Grace. She made her way to Will’s room, intending to continue her rampage.
“Oh hi! What has gotten into you?” Will asked.
KILLED YOUR HUSBAND!” Olivia shouted.
“What?” Will asked, worried. “Why?”
“No questions!” Olivia said, before slicing Will’s head off, killing him instantly.
Olivia then walked away from Will’s corpse, laughing stupidly.
Suddenly, Karen came to the shot, and her expression turned from happy to angry.
“Oh my god! What have you done? Why would you do such a thing?” Karen cried, running towards Olivia.
“Shut up, Karen,” Olivia snarled, still laughing.
“You’re a monster!” Karen shouted, tears streaming down her face.
“Thank you,” Olivia replied, unfazed by Karen’s words.
“Now we can finally be together forever.” Karen’s cries turned into screams as Olivia lunged towards her, ending her life as well. Olivia stood covered in blood, a twisted smile on her face.
✓
Olivia then teleported away, laughing evilly.
It then cut to the gym at night, while Jack and Esteban are thinking of something else.
“Man, I really need to get my workout in tomorrow. I’ve been slacking lately.” Jack said, staring off into space.
“Yeah, me too. I could use some stress relief.” Esteban nodded absentmindedly.
Suddenly, a bright flash of light appears in front of them, and Olivia materializes out of thin air.
“Hi…?” Esteban said, worried.
“Wow wow wow! What has gotten into you, Olivia?” Jack said excitedly, as a reference to Wow! Wow! Wubbzy!.
“I killed Grace, Will, and your husband!” Olivia shouted.
“What?! That’s not fair!” Jack said, scared.
He starts to cry out, but before he can finish, Olivia injures him with a knife she launched.
“Oh my goodness!” Esteban gasped.
He reaches for a taser, trying to defend himself, but before he can use it, Olivia slices his head off.
“No! Esteban!” Jack cried.
“Sorry boys, but I couldn’t have you getting in the way of my plans.” Olivia said calmly.
She chuckles as she slices Jack’s head off, leaving both men dead on the gym floor.
“You both suck more than the characters from CSI: Miami.” Olivia smirked.
I was mortified, CSI: Miami was never mentioned in Olivia.
With a flick of her wrist, she teleports away, leaving behind a gruesome scene.
Just then, the last scene showed the Miami-Dade Police Department now at night.
It showed Horatio, Calleigh, Alexx, Yelina, Eric and Frank in the office.
“Um, guys, i think it was a little bit of a night out right now, and i think we all should go back to work, do we agree?” Horatio asked.
“Yeah!” Eric said. “I hate staying all night.”
“I don’t even think i had an experience like this before…” Frank muttered under his breath.
“I have a feeling that i have to do an autopsy of a man who died at 52 years old in Ohio.” Alexx asked.
“And as for us, i can say that we do not care about chaos, like both Lynette, Gabrielle, Susan and Bree and Grace and Karen say.” Calleigh and Yelina smiled at them, about to stay in the office after they leave.
“It’s ok if you want…” Horatio said.
“Right now we are heading off home.”
Horatio then walked away, and so does Alexx, Frank and Eric, except for Calleigh and Yelina.
“Goodnight!” Calleigh waved.
Calleigh and Yelina then decided to stay in the office, smiling at themselves and humming softly.
“It’s been a long day, but I’m glad we can finally relax in the office.” Calleigh smiled.
“Yes, it’s nice to have a moment of peace and quiet.” Yelina nodded.
Suddenly, Olivia teleported in front of them.
“Hey, ladies. What’s up?” Olivia said.
“Oh, hey Olivia. We were just about to leave for the night.” Calleigh said, noticing Olivia.
“How was your day, sweetie?” Yelina smiled at Olivia.
“Oh, it was great. I got to wreak havoc on a few people’s lives.” Olivia said with a grin.
“That sounds like fun.” Calleigh said, unfazed.
“You know, you two always seem to have a carefree attitude. It’s kinda annoying.” Olivia smirked.
“Well, we believe in not letting chaos control our lives.” Yelina giggled.
“You know, that kind of attitude is exactly why Kirk Odd targeted you two.” Olivia angrily said.
“Oh, we’re not too worried about him.” Calleigh smiled.
“Oh, you should be.” Olivia said.
“Yelina, will you sing her a lullaby? She will calm down.” Calleigh whispered to Yelina.
“Of course!” Yelina whispered back before she starts singing softly and sweetly a lullaby to Olivia, and that lullaby is “Hush Little Baby.”
“Hush little baby, don’t say a word, mama’s gonna buy you a mockingbird…” Yelina sings.
Suddenly, Olivia interrupted her singing as she said “OK, ENOUGH!” before she summons a portal that resembled hell.
“What are you doing?” Yelina said in shock.
“Sending you straight to hell.” Olivia said as she pushed them to the portal.
“No!” Calleigh screamed.
“What have we ever done to you?” Yelina yelled.
“You failed to follow Kirk Odd’s rules. And now, you’ll pay for it.” Olivia laughed.
Just then, a fiery explosion was heard ad they screamed until the portal closed.
“Have fun in hell, bitches!” Olivia smirked before she teleports away.
The office is now quiet and empty.
Calleigh and Yelina’s screams fade away and all that is left is the sound of their muffled crying.
Just then, Olivia teleported outside of the Miami-Dade Police Department, with a sinisterful smile on her face.
“Do you see what happens when you DISOBEY Kirk Odd’s rules?!” Olivia asked. “Sorry, but this is for my own good, and if you excuse me, i’m gonna hunt down someone right now. See y’all later!”
Olivia then grabbed out a pipe bomb, launched it inside of the Miami-Dade Police Department and the place then exploded as screams of Horatio, Eric, Alexx and Frank could be heard as they all die in the explosion offscreen.
“It pays off to be in control,” Olivia thought to herself smugly as she disappeared into the night.
Just then, the screen faded to black, and the credits came up but the backgrounds were orange, just like the intro, and Olivia remained evil, and the characters never showed up.
The Brown Bag Films logo came up, but the bag looked like it was cracked open and was broken.
Then the Chorion logo came up, but the O in the Chorion logo’s color was dark blue.
Just then, the episode then faded to black.
I was about to eject the disc, but before i could, a jumpscare came up.
It was a demented picture of George from the episode Curious George in the Dark where he was scared because he was in a cave, but his eyes were black with red dots and he was crying blood, Bree (or Gabrielle)’s scream from Desperate Housewives, Diddy Kong’s scream from Mario Kart Wii, The Void Einstein Company scream, the Godzilla roar and the Howie scream played as this was shown, just like the jumpscare from the episode George the Creepy Monkey from Curious George.
“What in the living name of Leroy Jethro Gibbs did i just witness?!” | cried.
After the jumpscare it took me back to the menu.
I couldn’t get up at this point, I just sat there crying for around 5 minutes before grabbing the disc and destroying it with a sledgehammer.
I then went downstairs to watch some CSI: Miami on Paramount+, but I couldn’t stop thinking about the episode.
I wasn’t able to get to sleep last night. I had a dream where Olivia was killing me the same way as the people do.
My mom still watches it to this day, but every time I see Olivia, I think of the episode, the forbidden one to be exact.