Zoey 101 “Cold-Blooded Revenge”

Remember the time i told you these two lost Zoey 101 episodes that scared the living shit out of me? Well, here’s another.

Now with that out of the way, let me tell you my story.

It all started when we were at a house for Michael’s birthday.

After we played New Super Mario Bros., we were about to leave when I stubbed my toe on a blue package with a note that read “Property of Nickelodeon. Don’t open or you’ll have nightmares”.

“OW!” I muttered. “Wh…what is that…?”

“What is what?” Michael asked.

“I don’t know.” I answered “But I think we better find out.”

I opened the package and inside was a DVD of Zoey 101.

The DVD cover featuring all the Zoey 101 characters standing on a dark green background with the show’s logo and text below it reading “The Complete Series Full of Funny, Dramatic, Savage and Amazing Moments!”.

“Interesting…” I thought to myself.

We decided to watch the DVD as I took the disc out and put in my DVD player.

The first thing to show up was the FBI warning screen from other DVDs, and the Nickelodeon logo from 2009, but something wasn’t right.

The letters were red and the music was horror themed.

After this scary logo, it took me back to the main menu.

The menu was really nice to look at. It featured all the Zoey 101 characters in multi colored boxes.

The 3 options were in the bottom: Play, Set Up and Special Features.

I pressed Play to watch all the episodes that were featured.

It started at the episode Welcome to PCA and ended at Chasing Zoey.

Suddenly, a warning came up, but it takes place in the style as the Schneider’s Bakery logo. It read:

“WARNING: The next episode, which was originally made for season 3, was made by a former employee at Nickelodeon who was quickly fired due to the episode’s content. If you are easily sensitive, turn back now. Watch at your own risk.”

“Oh no…” I muttered.

Just then, the episode began with it’s usual intro, but something was off.

The music was low pitched, and all the characters looked like they’re scared.

After the intro, it faded to the first scene for the episode.

Ari, who appears to live inside Stacey’s house, while holding a drink and cigarrettes, began to speak.

“That’s enough. I’m sick of Stacey. This house is mine.”

After Ari said that, the title card came up, and it was called “Cold-Blooded Revenge”.

Ari then continued smoking some cigarrettes, which lasted for 1 minute. this was until it was interrupted by the sound of a black smoke coming out of nowhere.

“What was that?” Ari wondered.

He then heard the evil laughs of Queen Beryl and The DD Girls, which was in the distance.

“Oh! That sounded like them!” Ari gasped.

It then cut to what appeared to be The DD Girls holding a stroller of the 1 year old baby Queen Beryl has, while Queen Beryl sings lullabies to her 1-year-old.

Just then, Ari came in with a concerned look.

“Queen Beryl?” Ari asked, confused. “Is that you?”

“Yes, my child. Can I babysit you?” Queen Beryl said.

“What? I’m not an baby anymore!” Ari questioned.

“Because you are currently a baby. Don’t you know that tomorrow we will kidnap you?” Queen Beryl told Ari Haswari.

I was confused knowing that The DD Girls and Queen Beryl are from Sailor Moon.

“NO! I don’t want to be kidnapped!” Ari was scared at them.

Just then, The DD Girls approached at Ari Haswari and grabbed out a pacifier for him.

“Hi! We’ll babysit you tomorrow! We’re the DD girls, and I have a pacifier. Make sure you’re kidnapped by us.” DD Girl #1 said.

“Our DD Girls member is right. Now, take it with hugs and kisses!” Queen Beryl said.

Before The DD Girls could put the pacifier to shut Ari’s mouth up, or giving him kisses and hugs, the screen transitioned to PCA, showing the bedroom of the girls.

“What are we gonna do?!” Quinn gasped. “Ari killed Mark, and I don’t know if Stacey will die or not…”

“I have no idea, Quinn.” Zoey told Quinn.

“We have to think of something.” Lola stated.

“What happened to the mark?” Logan gasped.

“I think Ari killed him, Logan!” Quinn answered.

“Should we think big?” Chase asked.

“I also don’t know.” Quinn answered.

When they continued talking, Chase’s grandma appeared in front of them.

They gasp as they saw Chase’s grandma.

“Grandma?” Chase gasped.

“W-what do you want?” Zoey asked, worried.

Suddenly, Chase’s grandma grabbed him and started to yell at him.

“I called the police that Ari is trying to kill us at PCA, and you, Chase, are going home! You’re grounded for 9 days!” Chase’s grandma said to him.

“Oh no!” Chase gasped. “I have to go, sorry.”

“I don’t know!” Zoey answered. “But we have to make sure you stay safe, Chase!”

“CHASE!” Logan gasped.

After Logan said that, Chase and his grandma walked away from them.

“Uh oh…” Zoey said. “Is Chase grounded?”

“Yes, i’m sorry.” Quinn replied.

Just then, it transitioned to the DD girls and Queen Beryl driving a white van, with Ari trapped on the seat with a pacifier in his mouth.

“Hey, Queen Beryl, don’t you want to have Ari in our basement?” DD Girl #1 said.

“Yes, because he is our hostage now. He will forever be trapped in our basement. Forever!” Queen Beryl replied.

“Forever?!” Ari said, but his speech was muffled.

“Ah, don’t be silly, Ari, because we’re kidnapping you!” DD Girl #2 said.

“We can play with you any time, Ari.” DD Girl #3 said.

“Or we will sing nursery rhymes to Ari while he is in dangerous situations.” DD Girl #4 said.

“Or we can force him to be kissed, cuddled and hugged by us.” DD Girl #5 said.

“Meh, it might be a good idea. Very brilliant.” Queen Beryl replied.

“But why?! I don’t want a stupid game, like some shit and rubbish. I swear to death, I want to get myself out of here!” Ari remarked, still muffled.

“Shut up, Ari. Do you know we’re almost there to our basement?” Queen Beryl said.

After Queen Beryl said that, the DD girls laughed.

Just then, it transitioned to a scene where Ari was in the basement, while the DD girls and Queen Beryl are next to the door.

“This is your new home now. Oh, and if you need help, tell us.” DD Girl #1 said.

“But why?! I don’t want to be trapped there! I hate basements!” Ari screamed.

“Hey! Don’t use that tone to me.” DD Girl #1 shouted.

“Whoa whoa, calm down!” DD Girl #4 replied.

“Whoops!” DD Girl #1 responded back.

“So, me and our DD girls are going to a beach party, but remember, if you try to run away, we will ground you. Understood?” Queen Beryl said.

“I understand.” Ari replied.

Just then, The DD Girls and Queen Beryl walked away from Ari, as they laughed in happy tones.

Ari groaned as they laugh.

“NOT FUNNY!” Ari shouted. “Damn! I don’t have a word, but I’m strong. I have a plan, I’m going to find Stacey, and i will kill her at the nightclub. But first I have to get out of here!”

Ari then used a power of break the rope and destroyed the pacifier. He then leaves the basement to only find out that there is a chopper left outside.

“Hmm… My dad used this to pick me up from school, but now my dad is dead and I don’t know if I’ll drive, but I’ll try.”

Suddenly, before Ari could pick up a chopper, the screen then faded to black, and it shows PCA at night.

It then cut to Zoey, Lola, Quinn and Logan who were outside.

“Hey… guys?” Logan spoke.

“Have you heard that Ari has been acting rather… strangely?”

“What are you talking about, Logan?” Zoey asked Logan. “Ari was a former Mossad agent turned terrorist, who killed Kate at the NCIS headquarters, and he killed Mark. Now he’s planning to kill Stacey, or she’s gonna kill him back.”

“Wow! That sounds like he’s fucked up.” Quinn remarked.

“No no, wait! Kate, an old citizenship colleague of mine when I worked at NCIS is dead?!” Lola asked.

“There’s no way Ari will have to do this.” Logan replied.

“Yeah. But wait! wanna play a game, guys?” Zoey asked.

“Yes we wanna play a game!” Quinn berated.

Just then, the screen transitioned to a nightclub, with thousands of people, and Stacey Dillsen here.

The screen shows her dancing to notes of Never Let Me Down Again by Depeche Mode.

All the other people joined in too.

All of a sudden, it cut to Ari in the chopper, in his POV view, seeing Stacey and the others dancing.

“Meh, I have no words.” Ari said, before slowly getting out of the chopper and jumping on the ground. Suddenly, the chopper falls on the ground, but it didn’t explode nor destroy.

Ari then grabbed out a gun from his pocket, and he spoke “Stacey, I waited until 3 months to find you. Now this is my mission.”, sinisterly.

He then proceeds to slowly walk on the entrance to the nightclub, and he sees Stacey Dillsen and thousands of people dancing.

But once Ari entered the nightclub, Stacey looked at Ari and gasped.

“Oh my… Are you Ari?!” Stacey said.

“Of course i am, Stacey…” Ari replied.

“Where did you come from?” Stacey responded.

Ari then proceeds to come closer to Stacey and whispers on the ear “I was an agent when i worked at the Mossad back in a few years, but i turned terrorist and i killed lots of people, including Kate at the NCIS headquarters, and Mark.”

“What?!” Stacey said.

Just then, the camera slows down to show Ari pointing the gun at Stacey, before thousands of people notice it.

“How does that feel, Stacey?” asked Ari.

“What the hell are you doing, put that gun down! Ari, i’m not here to fight, i’m here to talk.” Stacey replied.

“Oh, so you do really think i can put my own gun down? Guess again. I forgot, i came here to avenge my fallen terrorists.” Ari said.

“What are you gonna do?!” Stacey responded.

“You’ll see. I have one, but you have lost to me. So, your life ends now…” Ari spoke sinisterly.

Ari points the gun at Stacey’s forehead to say her last words.

“Any last words?” Ari spoke.

“Please… have mercy! Please don’t do this to me… I’m not here to fight! You’re the one who killed Mark and Kate, yes?” Stacey spoke.

Ari didn’t reply, but instead pulled the trigger to Stacey’s forehead and shot her multiple times with blood splattering all over the place.

Stacey began screaming, but her scream was more realistic and had more agony. I even noticed that the music stopped while Ari shot Stacey.

“What the frick?!” I gasped.

“Death is my destiny…” Ari sinisterly spoke.

After Ari said that, thousands of people began screaming in a mix of agony, horror, shouting and etc. as he began to shoot at the nightclub repeatedly while shouting “It’s over for Stacey!” so many times, before injuring 7 people and killing the other 2, but luckily the others survived the shooting.

Just then Dogma and Enigma from Puzzle and Dragons came into the shot.

“Now what’s all the- OH MY GOODNESS!” Enigma yelled in horror.

“Oh nah.” Dogma gasped.

Ari then turned to see Dogma and Enigma.

“What’s wrong, afraid of death? Well…” Ari coldly spoke to them.

Dogma shouted “We better scramble or he’s gonna kill us too!”

“Oh shoot!” Enigma gasped. “Your right!”

Both Dogma and Enigma ran to escape the nightclub and Ari.

Suddenly, something weird decided to happen while I was still watching.

“What the?!” I questioned. “Did they just…”

It then cut to Dogma and Enigma rushing to the door, however, when they tried opening it, it somehow wouldn’t open.

“God damn it!” Enigma berated. “I can’t open this door!”

“Did Ari lock the doors?!” Dogma gasped.

Ari suddenly caught up to them and picked them both up with his boosted strength.

“You guys thought you can run away from me?” Ari asked. “Nuh uh, sirs, i’m gonna make you fall asleep.”

Dogma asked “NO!”

But Ari then threw them to the ground so extremely hard their skulls cracked open.

Ari then laughed, but it was Gill’s evil laugh from Street Fighter III: The 3rd Strike.

He then spoke, “This is what they get for interfering with death. They deserve this.”, coldly.

“My revenge is cold-blooded, especially for my fallen terrorists.” He continued before facing towards Stacey’s corpse and throwing the gun onto Stacey.

Ari then teleported straight away, but black smoke could be seen visible.

The screen transitioned to another scene of the nightclub in the morning.

Zoey, Lola, Quinn and Logan are all here to see the nightclub.

“Do you see what I see, guys?” Zoey asked.

“No, I am quite scared…” Logan whimpered.

“Do you know, Zoey?” Lola asked.

“I know, but let me open this door quick.” Zoey remarked.

She then proceeds to open the door, but the door was somehow unlocked, rather than Ari locking it with the keys.

Zoey goes in the nightclub to find… Holy. Moly. A. Disaster.

She saw the 7 injured people, lying on each of the floors, looking like they’re about to die.

“Help us…” Injured Person #1 spoke.

“Did Ari kill… someone else and injured others?!” Zoey gasped.

Zoey alerted Lola, Quinn and Logan to see what was happening.

“Guys?!” Quinn screamed. “What happened to you?”

“Ari injured me…” Injured Person #2 remarked.

They then went in front of the 7 injured people to horrifyingly see Stacey’s corpse.

“Stacey?!” Zoey gasped.

“Zoey, she’s dead, Zoey.” Logan said.

“What?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STACEY!!!” Zoey screamed while looking at Stacey’s corpse.

“Stacey was one of us. Too bad Ari killed her… maybe she will rest in peace now.” Lola said, about to sob.

“You’re right, Lola.” Zoey remarked.

“I will miss her so much.” Quinn said.

“Me too.” Logan replied. “I’m gonna miss her too. I wish a funeral for her was held…”

They all started to cry each other, but the cries sounded more realistic, as if the actors/actresses sounded like if they lost a beloved one.

The scene lasted for 2 minutes until it transitioned to Ari coming back to the basement, while The DD Girls and Queen Beryl looking at Ari in a confusing way.

“Ari, did you escape from our basement and kill Stacey? There’s no way you did.” DD Girl #4 asked to Ari.

“Um, um, um, um, yes, i did, because i wanted to take revenge for my fallen terrorists.” Ari replied.

This was shocking to me, as Zoey 101 didn’t have anything to do with terrorists and even worse, shootings.

“WHAT THE FRICK?!” Queen Beryl gasped.

“Hell yeah, You’re all done for!” Ari told Queen Beryl and The DD Girls.

“How is that even possible?!” DD Girl #3 asked in horror.

“Don’t even ask…” Ari said to DD Girl #3. “It’s me, Ari, and you g-”

Before Ari could try to kill The DD Girls and Queen Beryl, DD Girl #5 came closer to Ari and spoke, “Sorry Ari, but you can’t kill people because that would be a crime if you do that. We heard on the news of WHAT you did. As a result, i’m dragging you to our basement, and me, the other DD girls and Queen Beryl will have to trap you forever. Now don’t you dare trying to escape from here, OK?!”, sinisterly.

“WHAT THE?!” Ari gasped. “Is this the end for me?!”

“We’re gonna have us stay with you!” Queen Beryl spoke. “Afterwards, There is no escape. So now Ari”s being trapped here as a punishment!”

“WHAT?!” I gasped.

“WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO DO, GIRLS?!” Ari questioned in horror.

“Why are you worried?” Queen Beryl asked. “Well because you’re gonna have an extremely happy time with us!”

Afterwards, DD Girl #5 then dragged Ari to their basement, while the other DD Girls and Queen Beryl laugh menacingly while Ari was screaming in a demon like voice while cheering music could be heard in the background.

Suddenly, the screen faded to black, the end credits played but they were off, the text was in shades of purple and red, scenes from the episode are shown, and instead of the theme song it was playing sad piano music.

The logos then came up, and they were also off.

The Schneider’s Bakery logo came up, but when the oven opened, a gun shot sound was heard followed by a scream of Stacey, and the background looked like it was very scary.

The ApolloProMovie logo came up, but the colors are shades of red while the text was in purple, and a voice sounding like a robot could be heard saying “I miss you, Stacey…”.

The Nickelodeon Productions logo came up, but the colors are red instead of orange and green and the font was creepy.

I went to get the remote but before i can, text popped up on screen.

It read:

“Ari killed Stacey and shot some people. Seven are injured, while some managed to escape. It’s all his fault. He will not be forgiven for what he has done. Remember, death is his destiny. Rest in peace, Stacey, you shall be missed.”

It was accompanied by a voice that spoke the line.

I was shocked at what i saw, despite Stacey Dillsen being still alive and well in some season 3 episodes of the show, but this one? Well, no, she died in that episode.

The episode ended as it took me back to the main menu.

I then took the disc out of my DVD player and smashed it with a hammer.

Later that night, i had some nightmares about Ari killing me the same way as Stacey while injuring the others.

To this day, no one knows why was this made, or was it not supposed to air to the public. Besides, we’ll get an answer one day, or not…