Do you know one episode of CSI: Miami where Horatio killed himself by committing suicide?
But there was one problem… This might be worse than my last encounter.
It all started in December during my Christmas break, I was chilling at home relaxing in the chair, but then I heard a knock on the door.
“Who is it now?”, I asked.
I went to open the door and there was a black package that read “Please. Don’t open it. Property of CBS and Paramount Global”.
“Huh? Taking a down memory sore wouldn’t be so harsh”, I said to myself.
I took the package inside and opened it. Inside the package was a DVD case.
The DVD cover had the characters of CSI: Miami in a poster, with the background being night time on a background of the show with black text above them saying “The Banned Episode From Unreleased Season 11”. with no logos on both sides.
The spine cover had the same background as Miami-Dade, with the logo: “CSI: Miami” In horizontal, below the characters from the show itself.
The back cover had a background which was in the show itself, only it was night time.
“I didn’t know they made these into DVDs…”, I thought.
I then took out the disc which looked like it was on a high budget.
The disc had the same background from the cover of the CSI: Miami Season 1 DVD.
I shrugged it all off as I put the disc into the DVD player.
The episode has already started. But, no warning screen, no menus, no logos, nothing. just the episode.
The episode begins with a panorama of Miami-Dade at night, while the camera passes to the house of who should be the home of Josip Radik, who died in 1995 in Bosnia as in the Bones series.
Mark and Jeannine Kovac, with her being Mark’s wife-in-disguise/sister and his being Jeannine’s brother. They sit on the edge of their bed, looking fondly at Horatio, who lies asleep on the bed next to them, his glasses still on.
“He is so cute when he is sleeping with his glasses…” Mark whispered.
“I know, right?” Jeannine smiled.
Mark leaned down and kissed Horatio’s forehead.
“Good night, handsome.” He whispered.
Jeannine then hummed a soft lullaby to him, which of that resembles ‘Littleroot Town’ from Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald.
The camera zooms out, transitioning to a panorama of Miami-Dade at night, until it cut to the beach, where Horatio’s father looking like Titan Speakerman from Skibidi Toilet was flying while looking for something.
The camera zooms out, transitioning to a panorama of Miami-Dade at night, until it cut to the beach, where Horatio’s father looking like Titan Speakerman from Skibidi Toilet was flying while looking for something.
“I swear, if I find someone dead I’ll go crazy! Those are bullies!” Horatio’s father yelled, while groaning like Titan Speakerman himself.
All of a sudden, an airship passed over him and threw a cannon, that caused Horatio’s father to get hit and to be thrown by the cannon ball.
“Argh! Stupid ball!” Horatio’s father yelled as he threw the ball away.
He then continued to fly, until he landed on the airship, pushed someone off it and starts to hijack it.
“Horatio, I’m coming!” Horatio’s father groaned.
However, before he could drive away, a missile coming from an RPG launched at the airship, exploding it.
Luckily, Horatio’s father survives, but as he watches the destruction of the airship, he moans before flying away.
“Damn! Damn damn damn damn! Who destroyed my airship?!” He groaned.
Suddenly, a bully could be heard talking to him offscreen.
“That’s me! I stole this weapon from a military in the United Kingdom.” A bully shouted offscreen.
“You did WHAT?!” Horatio’s father yelled before he charged his laser gun at the bully and pulled its laser, which led to the bully being shot and murdered.
“Screw those bullies who annoy me. I’m sorry but i have to do this…” He groaned before flying away from the destroyed airship and the bully.
The camera pans down to Calleigh who was looking at him with her binoculars in her eyes, and just smiled.
“That’s weird…” She sighed before smiling. “I guess we’ll have to find out… Oh and by the way, Lieutenant Horatio is sleeping at someone’s house now so I’ll have to replace him as a one-liner sequence. Did you know that?” She continued smiling.
However, the intro showed up, but the sky was still night time, and the characters looked they were shocked or beaten up. There was no theme song, its iconic Won’t Get Fooled Again by The Who either.
After the confusing intro, it showed a panorama of what will happen in that episode, which was weird because Miami-Dade would be the panorama of almost each episode.
“In the aftermath of the chaos… the skies grow dark… and the hearts of our heroes grow heavy.”, The narrator that resembled no other than Mark Harmon said.
The scene switches back to Josip Radik’s house at night, and showing Mark and Jeannine Kovac, with her being Mark’s wife-in-disguise/sister and his being Jeannine’s brother again, sitting on the edge of their bed while looking fondly at Horatio with his glasses who is sleeping, as Jeannine continues to hum the soft lullaby which of that resembles ‘Littleroot Town’ from Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald while caressing his cheek, while Mark watches him.
“Jeannine, you’re really good at humming.” Mark said.
“Thank you, Mark. I used to hum this song when I worked at the real estate agency. It brings back good memories.” Jeannine said.
“It’s a beautiful lullaby.” Mark said.
“I’m glad you think so. I’ve always loved this song.” Jeannine added.
“You know, I think Horatio really likes it too. He always seems to drift off to sleep so quickly when you sing it to him.” Mark asked.
“I think he does too. It’s so calming.” Jeannine asked.
Jeannine continues to hum the lullaby softly as Horatio sleeps.
“You know, Jeannine, I really appreciate everything you’ve done for us. You’ve been such a great support to me and Horatio.” Mark added.
“I’m just glad I can be here for you both.” Jeannine said.
“You’re a wonderful wife and mother.” Mark said.
“Thanks, brother.” Jeannine added, while laughing softly.
They both smile at Horatio, who is sleeping peacefully in his bed with his glasses.
“I just wish things were different. I wish we didn’t have to be hiding like this.” Jeannine added.
“Me too, Jeannine. Me too. But we’ll make it through this. Together.” Mark whispered.
They kiss Horatio on the forehead and then turn to each other.
“We’ll always be there for you, Horatio.” Mark and Jeannine both said in unison.
“He’s so cute, i swea-” Jeannine tried to finish her sentence, but all of a sudden, SWAT officers showed up at the house and raided it, causing Horatio to wake up, surprised by the SWAT’s appearance.
“What?” Jeannine asked in confusion as they watch the SWAT.
“We can’t let the chaos the SWAT are causing affect us, we have to look at him instead.” Mark added.
“You’re right.” Jeannine replied smiling continuing to hum the soft lullaby.
“Stop right there!” One of the SWAT officers said as he approaches at Horatio and puts his handcuffs on him.
“What the hell are you doing?!” Horatio yelled.
“You’re under arrest for murdering school bullies! This is a crime!” One of the SWAT officers berated.
“We don’t have to talk about how it happened years ago. Please stop.” Horatio pleaded as he breaks the handcuffs and pointed the gun at the officer.
“You can’t talk about what happened years ago. I didn’t do anything wrong. Please stop-” Horatio tried to finish his sentence, but he got tased by the taser gun, knocking him out.
The officer then comes back to give him handcuffs, arresting him.
“You’re also under arrest for simping a girl… You’ve been simping girls for a few years, and this is stal-” The officer said until his speech was cut off.
“Hell no! You’re not alone besides, i don’t sta-” Horatio said until his speech was cut off.
“That’s enough! You will come with us to SWAT…” One of the SWAT officers berated as they walk away, with Horatio now being arrested.
Mark and Jeannine smile at each other, unperturbed by the chaos, and Jeannine continues humming the soft lullaby.
“I thought they’re gonna be shocked!” I muttered.
It then cut to black for a second, before showing the external view of the Miami-Dade streets at night.
“So, girls, now that it’s night, we’re walking down the streets in Miami-Dade. Too bad my husband, Mike died at Donny’s hands on Wisteria Lane just 4 years ago… But don’t worry.” Susan said sadly.
“Yeah, it’s a shame that when a husband dies, they should be horrified or run away from the body.” Renee added.
“Well well, enough about the previous events that occurred on Wisteria Lane and now let’s sing together!” Bree said cheerfully.
“Great idea Bree.” Lynette said enthusiastically.
“On the count of three, we need to stay close. Ready? One, two, three…” Gabrielle counted excitedly.
The girls then start singing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star, with joy.
It then cut back to Josip Radik’s house at night, now with a flashback of Horatio being arrested, except there is different dialogue unlike the previous one.
The SWAT team enters to find Horatio in handcuffs.
“You’re under arrest, Horatio…” One of the SWAT officers berated.
“I knew this day would come.” Horatio said in a stoic tone.
It then cut back to the external view of the Miami-Dade streets at night.
The girls continue singing out loud with smiles and joy, unaware of the scene unfolding elsewhere.
“How I wonder what you are…” Bree sings.
“Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky…” Susan joined joyfully.
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star…” Lynette continued.
Suddenly, Horatio’s father drops on the ground nearby, groaning.
“Where’s my son? I need to seek revenge for the bullies.” Horatio’s father asked offscreen.
“We’re just out for a walk, not looking for your son.” Lynette said to Horatio’s father.
“But what?!” Horatio’s father yelled offscreen.
“No nonsense here, darling. We just love you.” Lynette smiled at him.
“Bye bye, sweetie!” Susan waved cheerfully.
“Horatio is a son of a bitch… I hope he finally got what he deserves…” Horatio’s father whispered to himself offscreen before flying away.
The girls continue walking and singing, their voices cheerful and carefree as they move through the Miami-Dade streets.
The screen then cut to the SWAT at night, as Horatio got out of the police car, still on handcuffs after being arrested.
“But why are you doing this to me?! I’m not a criminal, I’m a lieutenant of the Miami-Dade Police Department…” Horatio said in frustration.
“Because we identified him as, Lieutenant Horatio Caine… Who kills school bullies and simps on girls for n-” one of the officers questioned before his speech got cut off.
“I said i don’t talk about what happened years ago! Please… Stop…” Horatio pleaded.
“Oh, do you think you want to escape from us?! Come and see.” One of the SWAT officers berated, as he, the others and Horatio went to court.
It then showed the court with only two judges, as the mentioned people entered in.
“When i will get out of prison i will have to kill my father. I am not joking.” Horatio whispered.
This caused the judges and the court, including the SWAT officers to gasp in shock.
“Did you say… Kill your father?!” One of the SWAT officers berated.
Suddenly, Horatio didn’t reply, broke the handcuffs, grabbed out a gun and pointed it at the SWAT officers.
“Now enough with this bullshit! You are falsely accusing me of what I won’t have to talk about that happened years ago. Please. Stop.” Horatio yelled.
“You got to be shitting me!” One of the judges facepalmed in annoyance.
Just then, Horatio pulled the trigger on one of the SWAT officers, as he puts the gun in his pocket.
“NO!” One of the judges shouted as he went to check one of the SWAT officers.
“Whatever… You won’t survive to see it…” Horatio said coldly before running away.
Horatio then escaped the court.
“Guys, Horatio is running away! We have to stop him!” One of the SWAT officers yelled.
He then went outside of the SWAT, turned to the SWAT car, broke in, got in the car and drove off.
“Go back here!” One of the SWAT officers yelled offscreen, causing them to be exhausted.
“Damn, we lost him!” One of the SWAT officers whispered to himself.
After he whispered, it cut to black for like 16 or 30 minutes, until it cut back to a panorama of Miami-Dade still at night. The camera pans to Horatio driving a stolen SWAT car from the court in the streets.
Just then, he parked the car somewhere and got out of the car.
“Well… My father is going to die one of these times.” Horatio coldly said.
It then cut back to Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette, Susan and Renee continuing to walk from the streets, unaware of what will happen as they happily sing.
“Row, Row, Row, Your Boat, gently down the stream… Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!” Lynette sings in Felicity Huffman’s voice, as they sing along together happily while walking.
Suddenly, Horatio’s father flew towards them, still groaning like Titan Speakerman, but Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette, Susan and Renee are all unaware of what happens.
“Row, Row, Row, Your Boat…” Bree sings.
Horatio’s father then turned to Horatio and dropped on the ground.
“Well, well, well… If that’s not my son… Who abused me, killed bullies at school and simping on girls…” Horatio’s father whispered to himself.
“Dad, you will see that you will die this day, not me!” Horatio yelled as he grabbed the gun points it at him.
“Do you think you can shoot me?” Horatio’s dad said coldly, as he charges up his laser gun.
“I think you’re going to die now, but first YOUR COLLEAGUE CALLEIGH IS ALREADY DEAD!” Horatio’s father yelled as he turned to Calleigh, who was looking at him with binoculars as she is humming.
“Oh look! A person!” Calleigh pointed towards him.
Suddenly, Horatio could be heard shouting “CALLEIGH!” offscreen as his father flew towards her.
As Calleigh looked at Horatio’s father (who was roaring like Titan Speakerman) charging towards her, she got crushed instantly by her, killing her and causing an explosion.
“Calleigh… No…” Horatio sobbed, about to cry.
“I’m sorry, but this is war. Let’s see if you can do it…” Horatio’s father whispered to himself as he flew, looking at him.
“Dad, you’ve got to be fucking shitting me.” Horatio said before he starts to fall on the ground with his knees, grabbing out an knife and roaring like GMan as he jumped towards Horatio’s father, stabbing him in the eye like three to six times, before Horatio was thrown by him with minor injuries.
Horatio then fell on the ground.
“Ow…” Horatio’s father yelled.
“Wait! You need me…” Horatio whispered.
Horatio’s father then charged his laser gun up and starts shooting at him, with Horatio dodging all the lasers.
“For Calleigh!” Horatio screamed deathly before he shoots Horatio’s dad three times, falling on the ground.
Horatio’s father screamed as he was being shot. However, Horatio’s father got up, and said: “Come here…”
Horatio then turned to his father, and as he did…
Horatio’s father then screamed loudly with his speaker’s soundwaves, causing him to be thrown on the ground.
“Ouch, it hurts!” Horatio yelled as he was being injured.
Horatio’s dad and Horatio continue to fight, his dad continues to shoot Horatio with his lasers while Horatio climbs towards the body, removing the laser gun and throwing it at his head.
“MY LASER GUN!” Horatio’s dad screams as he throws Horatio from his right arm, resulting in him being severely injured, and his glasses being broken.
“What the hell?… Why… Dad…” Horatio said, in his critically injured state.
“Because I can, son.” Horatio’s father smirked.
“I can’t believe you’d do this to me…” Horatio said, coughing.
“Believe it, kid. This is the real world.” Horatio’s father said, laughing like GMan.
“You… You son of a bitch!” Horatio shouted in Tal_On’s voice, before he has to jump on his dad’s jetpack, his dad grabs him by his right arm and used its very very loud speaker waves to take serious damage against him, and launched at him on the ground.
“Ouch!” Horatio cried out, still severely injured.
Horatio’s father then looked at him with a sinister expression on his face as he’s about to roar like Titan Speakerman loudly.
“Now Die!” Horatio’s dad shouts before the flying TV puts him on his belly, and uses the Death Screen to hypnotize him.
Horatio screamed like the Scientist Toilet (when the Scientist Toilet got attacked inside his mech) as he was being affected.
“No…” Horatio cried out.
However, before his father could fully kill Horatio, Natalia Boa Vista jumped in front of Horatio’s father.
“Not so fast!” Natalia yelled as she stabs the TV screen, causing Horatio’s father to extremely loudly scream like Titan Speakerman as he punches Natalia, who was now screaming, and knocking her out instantly in a pole.
“No! Natalia…” Horatio whispered to himself, as he got up to him.
“Your life ends now… Horatio, my son, you are dead.” Horatio’s father whispered to himself before he grabbed him with his left arm, and Horatio was killed by Horatio’s father’s soundwaves.
“Dad! Sto-” Horatio tried finishing his sentence, but then he died.
Horatio’s father then threw Horatio on the ground, dead.
“He’s the one who deserves it.” Horatio’s dad whispers, looking at Horatio’s body.
Suddenly, Horatio’s father then laughed like GMan as he flew away, but however, before he could escape, an airship controlled by the MDPD officers arrived.
“Oh man…” Horatio’s father said, and he screamed in mortal pain as he tried to escape, but it was too late as the airship shot cannons under his belly, insta-killing him.
Horatio’s father then fell on the ground, dead, with his jetpack and speakers being destroyed.
The airship then instantly flew away.
It then cut back to Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette, Susan and Renee happily singing while walking on the streets, unaware of the recent events behind Horatio’s death and his father’s demise too.
“Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound…” Renee sings in Vanessa L. Williams’ voice like she sang at Mike Delfino’s funeral in the Desperate Housewives’ episode “Women and Death”.
Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette and Susan join in the singing together, happily. They don’t even notice Horatio’s death and Horatio’s father’s demise, aside from the fight between them either.
It then cut back to Josip Radik’s house, with Mark and Jeannine Kovac babysitting Frank Tripp himself.
Frank was seen being held by Jeannine like an adult instead of a baby while gently rocking him back and forth as she hums a soft lullaby, that resembled the 3DS Activity Log theme.
Mark comes closer to Jeannine as he whispered: “He’s too cute to resist…”
Jeannine looks up at Mark, smiling.
“I know, right? I could just cuddle him all day.” Jeannine said.
Frank was heard snoring in the background.
“He’s already got you wrapped around his big finger.” Mark asked.
“I can’t help it. He’s just so adorable.” Jeannine said.
Mark then reaches out to touch Frank’s cheek.
“He’s going to be a heartbreaker when he grows up.” Mark said.
“I’m sure he will.” Jeannine said while laughing.
“I wonder what kind of man he’ll become.” Mark asked.
“I hope he’ll be like his father. Kind, caring, and always putting others before himself.” Jeannine added.
“I’m sure he will. He has a good role model in you.” Mark said.
Jeannine blushed at Mark’s speech.
“Thanks.” Jeannine said.
“I should let you get back to your lullaby.” Mark said as he leaned in to kiss Jeannine’s cheek.
“Okay. Thanks for coming, Mark.” Jeannine smiled.
Mark smiles back at Jeannine.
“Anytime”, Mark said.
Just then, Jeannine returned to hum the soft lullaby she was.
“Who are you?” Frank asked.
“I’m Jeannine, Mark’s sister and wife-in-disguise. And this is Mark, my brother. We’re Kovacs, right?” Jeannine said with a smile.
“Yeah, nice to meet you.” Frank said.
“Us too.” Mark said.
Jeannine then leaned down to kiss Frank’s cheek.
“So, i have a plan. can I sing a song to him while you and I go in your Jeep and drive him to McDonald’s and break into that place and steal something, which will be cooler than I thought?” Jeannine asked.
“Of course.” Mark said.
“Well, in that case…” Jeannine said as she began singing a song towards him.
“Let’s go.” Mark added.
Mark and Jeannine Kovac then walk out of Josip Radik’s house, and get into Mark’s Jeep, while Jeannine continues to sing and gently rock Frank.
“That’s a beautiful lullaby, Jeannine. I’ve never heard it before.” Frank smiled.
“Thank you, Frank. It’s a family tradition. My mother used to sing it to us when we were little.” Jeannine said.
“It’s very soothing. I can see why you’d want to share it with others.” Frank said.
“Well, I’m glad you like it. Now, about that plan…” Jeannine said with a grin.
“Yeah, let’s hear it. What do you have in mind?” Mark asked.
“I was thinking we could sing a song to Frank while we drive him to McDonald’s. Then, while he’s distracted, we’ll break into the place and steal something.” Jeannine said.
“That sounds like a lot of fun, but are you sure it’s a good idea?” Frank laughed.
“Of course! It’ll be cooler than I thought. Plus, we’ll be doing it together, so it’ll be even more exciting.” Jeannine smiled.
“I’m in. Let’s do it.” Mark said.
“Alright, if you guys are sure. But remember, we’re not actually going to hurt anyone or cause any real damage, right?” Frank questioned.
“Absolutely not. We just want to have a little adventure and make some memories.” Jeannine smiled.
“That’s the spirit.” Mark added.
“As we drive away, I’ll sing this song to you, and we’ll make our way to McDonald’s, just you and me and Mark.” Jeannine said.
“I can’t wait to see what happens next.” Frank smiled.
“Neither can I. Let’s make this a night to remember.” Mark said starting the car.
As they drive away, Jeannine continues to sing and gently rock Frank, while Mark navigates the streets, not noticing the bodies of Horatio, his father, Natalia and Calleigh.
Just then, as the Jeep drove away, it then cut to Delko who was walking away, but when he turned to the corpse of Horatio… He was horrified.
“Horatio?!” Delko said, turning back to the corpse of the now dead Horatio.
He desperately shakes his corpse, while running faster to Natalia.
“Natalia?!” Delko said, shaking her corpse.
And then, he runs to Calleigh, who is… Well, dead.
“Calleigh?!” Delko asked, shaking the corpse.
“No!” Delko screamed, before breaking into tears as he screamed in agony, throwing a temper tantrum so hard that it instantly cut to black for 3 seconds, and his voice echoed.
Just then, it cut to the panorama of Miami-Dade at night, once again at night.
The last scene shows Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette, Susan and Renee continuing to happily sing, unaware of all those events involving the fight and demise of Horatio, his father, Natalia and Calleigh, not even noticing those bodies either.
“Row, Row, Row, Your Boat, Gently down the stream… Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!” Susan sings in Teri Hatcher’s voice, happily.
“I love this song, Susan. It’s so cheerful.” Bree said smiling.
“Yeah, it’s the perfect way to end the night.” Lynette laughed.
“It’s nice to just sit back and enjoy the moment.” Gabrielle said, as she sips a Pepsi she stole from a supermarket.
“Wow! This song is amazing. I love that song, girls?” Renee said.
“Oh, Renee. You’ve never heard it before?” Susan questioned.
“No, never. I mean, I’ve heard songs before, but this one is different. It’s so… I don’t know. It’s just really catchy.” Renee muttered.
“Well, it’s a classic. It’s been around for centuries.” Gabrielle said.
“And it’s still going strong today. Kids love it.” Lynette asked.
“Well, I’m glad I finally got to hear it. It’s a great song.” Renee said with a smile.
The girls, including Renee then giggled softly as they continued to happily walk through the streets of Miami-Dade.
As they continued to walk through the streets of Miami-Dade, the camera pans to Horatio’s father, still dead and lying on the ground, with his jetpack and speakers destroyed.
Suddenly, Freakazoid from the character of that show turns towards the corpse of Horatio’s father.
“Wow. How come someone fights, kills three of them, and then gets killed? There’s no way this thing is already dead. Well, I’ll have to go to someone’s funeral while I steal these bodies…” Freakazoid questioned.
Freakazoid quickly grabs all four bodies and holds them in his arms.
“There. Now I might head off to the funeral, choose the coffins, blah blah blah… Whatever. It’s just history now.” Freakazoid said determined.
Freakazoid flies away, and the screen cuts to black as the sound of Freakazoid flying away can be heard.
The credits then come up, but they’re orange, and the same sound heard before is playing in the background.
After the credits, the Jerry Bruckheimer Television and CBS Television Studios logo, even the Telecapri Sport logo for some unknown reason came up, but they’re off.
The Jerry Bruckheimer Television logo was normal, except the streets fading out after the lightling flashed towards the tree.
The CBS Television Studios logo came up, but the background was red, the fonts were in Bloody Stump and Creepsville, it was brutally beaten up and was lit on fire, and the music was the Sonic.EXE Game Over theme, albeit horror pitched, he screamed like Dr Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog.
After the first two logos, it then cut to black for a few seconds.
After that, it cutted to a VHS Static for 2 1/2 seconds, as i went to grab out the remote, but before i can…
HOLY FUCK, THERE WAS A JUMPSCARE THAT SCARED THE LIVING FRIGHTS OUT OF ME.
It was photo of Bobby from Bobby’s World, the same jumpscare from The End of Higglytown, but with his face turning into a skull. The sounds of Horatio yelling “Speed!”, someone yelling “Delfino!” where Mike was shot and killed by Donny the Loan Shark in the Desperate Housewives episode “You Take for Granted”, Bree or Gabrielle’s scream, the Void scream sounds, the Godzilla roar, howie scream, Squidward’s scream and many more are heard.
“HOLY FUCK!” I screamed.
The effect was also in reverb, while it was so loud i had to cover my ears.
It then suddenly cut to black for 5 seconds, before cutting to the Telecapri Sport bumper pubblicità from 2017-2022, but something was off.
It was normal apart being interrupted in the middle by “Horatio, his father, Calleigh and Natalia are all dead.”
Then the bumper fine pubblicità from 2012 to today (the one we all knew and remember) played, but it was off too.
The background was red, the music and announcer are horror pitched aside from the text being in Bloody Stump.
After these logos, the episode was over and the disc ejected by itself.
“What the fuck did i just watch?! This is worse than my last encounter with Horatio’s suicide!” I questioned.
I then took out of the DVD, went outside, and threw it hard to the floor.
I smashed the DVD with a hammer and threw it away in the trash.
I guess I should start watching CSI: Miami the same way less, except for those two encounters i’ve ever seen.
And remember, stay away from fake DVDs that’ll show the same way as me that I watched.