*Los Angeles, CA – September 10, 2024*
In a bizarre turn of events, chaos erupted this morning when Mateo the Potato, the LA Zoo’s beloved 400-pound silverback gorilla, made an unexpected escape from his enclosure. The zoo confirmed that Mateo, known for his playful antics and fondness for mashed potatoes, somehow managed to breach a security gate early this morning. As of now, his whereabouts are unknown, and authorities are urging Los Angeles County residents to be on the lookout.
Zoo officials described Mateo as generally calm but warned the public not to approach him if spotted. “Mateo is not aggressive by nature, but he is a wild animal,” said zoo director Dr. Sylvia Martinez. “He could be startled easily in unfamiliar environments, especially in the dense urban areas of LA. We’re working closely with animal control and local authorities to locate him as quickly as possible.”
The escape, which is already being dubbed the “Great Gorilla Getaway” on social media, has captured the attention of the entire city. Helicopters have been deployed, and drones are scanning the region, but so far, no sign of the 6-foot-tall primate.
As part of the search efforts, the LA Zoo has announced a $69,000 reward for anyone who can safely locate Mateo and alert the proper authorities. “Mateo is not just an animal to us; he’s family,” said zookeeper Rachel Flores, who’s worked with the gorilla for over five years. “We need to bring him home.”
Residents across Los Angeles County are being asked to stay alert, especially in parks and wooded areas. Mateo’s love of food is well-documented, and officials believe he may be seeking out snacks. “If you see a large gorilla raiding your vegetable garden or showing a particular interest in potatoes, that’s likely Mateo,” said a zoo spokesperson.
The zoo has set up a 24/7 hotline for anyone who has tips on Mateo’s location. Until then, Los Angeles remains on high alert, with everyone hoping that the gentle giant is found safe and sound.
Authorities urge anyone who sees Mateo to call (323) 644-4200 immediately and not to approach him under any circumstances. Meanwhile, social media is already abuzz with wild speculation, sightings, and memes featuring the runaway gorilla, with #MateoThePotato trending citywide.
Stay tuned for further updates as the search for Mateo continues.