DISCLAIMER: This is a retake of “The Evil Griffin Family”, a lost episode of Family Guy from 2017. If you wanna narrate this, you have to read the original pasta from Spinpasta Wiki first then you will read this.
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If You Might Remember Someone’s Encounter With The Lost Episode Of Jimmy Neutron, You Would Be Horrified.
But There Is One That Is Very To That, This Time With The FOX Show, Family Guy.
You Might Already Known About Family Guy, But I Will Tell You What Is About Anyways.
Family Guy The Show Centers Around The Griffins, A Dysfunctional Family Consisting Of Parents Peter And Lois, Their Children, Meg, Chris, And Stewie, And Their Anthropomorphic Pet Dog, Brian. Set In The Fictional City Of Quahog, Rhode Island, The Show Exhibits Much Of Its Humor In The Form Of Metafictional Cutaway Gags That Often Lampoon American Culture.
However, there is one episode that made me not to watch that show the same way anymore.
Now With That Out Of The Way Let’s Get On With The Story.
It’s Started Out While I Was Walking Back Home, When I Saw A Package.
“Oh I Didn’t Know I Ordered Something” I Said.
I Picked Up The Package, And I Went Inside.
I Opened The Package, And It Was A Family Guy DVD.
The Cover Consisted of Peter Lois Chris Meg Stewie and Brian in a Light Blue Background with Text Above Them Saying “Family Guy: The Best of the Griffin Family”.
I decided to put my new DVD In My DVD Player And Watch the Whole DVD.
The DVD Started With The 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment’s international logo, but something was VERY off!
For starters, the music was replaced with Amazing Grace, and the background is tinted red.
After that, It Showed A Few Promos From FOX Shows Like The Simpsons, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, Dharma & Greg, Bones, Judging Amy, How I Met Your Mother, Glee, Futurama, American Dad and the others. However, i could hear faint whispers, saying “We Were Too Weak To Stop Them”, and “Save Yourselves”.
After The Promos, It Took Me To The Menu, It Looks Very Creative.
It Features The Griffin Family, The Logo And The Menu Buttons Below It.
I Pressed Play to watch all the episodes.
The episodes were Peter’s Def Jam, Lois Comes Out of Her Shell, Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date, Meg Stinks!, Chap Stewie and Our Idiot Brian.
But Before The Last Episode Could Play, There Was A Warning.
“Warning! The Next Episode Of Family Guy That Your About To See Is Called, A Griffin Family’s Mortality, This Episode Was Supposed To Be Final Episode Of Season 15, It Was Made By Jarik Amdrick But Due To The Episode Being Too Disturbing And Frightening, The Episode Was Replaced With A House Full Of Peters And Jarik Amdrick Was Fired For His Gruesome Ideas, Watch At Your Risk.”
“Oh Dear, Here We Go Again!” I Said to Myself.
The Intro played, it looked normal at first, but when It got to the part where the family changed into their gold suits and the background changed, I noticed that the fountains was spraying out blood, and for some reason, ANY of the characters noticed! Including Brian, who was scared. The music played in Italian and in reverse as well.
The logo then came up but, the background was black and the logo was red in a demonic font.
The Episode Started Out At The Griffin House, Peter Griffin Was Looking Out The Window As He Noticed That The Sky Is Now Maroon.
“Hey Lois? Have You Noticed That The Sky Is Now Maroon?” Said Peter.
“No I Didn’t Do Anything Peter” Said Lois. “Kids! Come Over Here”
Chris, Meg, Stewie And Brian Came In.
“Yeah Mom What Is It?” Said Meg.
“Did Anyone Of You Turned The Sky Maroon?” Said Lois.
“No I Haven’t” Said Brian. “I Was To Busy Talking To Stewie About Him Making A Cameo On The Simpsons.”
“I Didn’t Make The Sky Turn Red, I Was Busy Chatting With Mr. Herbert On My Phone” Said Chris.
“And I Didn’t Make The Sky Turn Red, I Was Busy Asking God Why Everyone Hates Me!” Said Meg.
“The Maroon Sky Resemble The Volcano World From The Super Mario Games” Said Stewie.
I was confused as Family Guy was not owned by Nintendo, nor did any reference to Super Mario.
“Well, If You Didn’t Make The Sky Maroon, Then Who Did It?” Asked Lois.
Then Peter Says. “Yes Geez, This This Worse Than The Time I Was-”
But Before Peter Could Finish His Sentence, Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie And Brian Noticed A Demon Behind Peter.
“Huh Dad? Look Behind You” Said Chris Scaredly.
Peter Turned Around To See The A Demon Behind Him.
“Holy Crap!, Who Are You?” Said Peter.
“Don’t Ask Me Any Questions, You Are Now My Next Vessels Family” Said The Demon.
“Vessels, What Do You Mean?” Said Lois.
“Because Your Next!” Said The Demon.
“Let Me Guess, Are You Going To Strangle Us, Like What Homer Does With Bart?” Said Stewie.
“Yes In Deed!” Said The Demon.
Suddenly, The Demon Grabbed The Griffin Family By Their Necks And Started To Choke Them.
Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie And Brian Screamed As They Were Being Choked While Blood Was Drooling Out Of Their Mouths.
While They Were Being Choked, Their Appearances Changed.
Peter Griffin Now Has Black Eyes With Red Pupils, A Red Shirt, And Black Pants.
Lois Griffin’s Clothes Are Now In Shades Of Red, And Her Eyes Are Now Red, But It Was Not In A Sonic.EXE Way, It Was Normal.
Chris Griffin’s Clothes Are Now Completely Black, And His Eyes Are Bloodshot.
Meg Griffin’s Hat And Shirt Are Now Red, And Her Eyes Are Now Black With Red Pupils.
Stewie Griffin’s Overalls Are Now Black And His Eyes Are Now Black With Red Pupils.
And Brian Griffin’s Fur Changes From White To Black, His Eyes Are Now Black With Red Pupils, And He Has Sharp Teeth.
The Demon Then Let Go Of Their Necks And Disappeared. The Griffin Family Lied Down On The Floor Unconscious With No Pulse.
Then, The Griffin Family Got Up But They Didn’t Say Anything.
Peter Griffin, Who Is Voice Is Now In A Demonic Effect, Says.
“Uh oh…” Peter spoke.
“What happened? I think we have new powers!” Brian shouted.
“Yeah… Now We Are Gonna Use Our New Powers For Evil, And We’re Gonna Kill Everyone In Quahog, Everyone Split Up.” Said Peter, As He And The Other Members Of His Family Teleport Away.
It Cut To Black, But It Wasn’t Over Yet.
It Cut To Joe’s House, Joe Was Having A Discussion With Bonnie, Kevin And Susie On Why Sky Is Now Maroon.
“Alright, As You May Notice The Sky Has Gone Maroon” Said Joe.
“But How Did The Sky Turned Maroon?” Said Bonnie.
“I Have No Idea Bonnie” Said Joe.
Just Then Peter Appears Infront Of Joe, Bonnie, Kevin And Susie, Startling Them.
“Hey There Joe!” Peter Said In A Demonic Tone.
“Peter? Is That You, What Happened To You” Said Joe.
“No! A Demon Possessed Us, And That’s Why We Are Now… EVIL!” Said Peter.
“WHAT!!!! You’re Now Evil!” Said Joe.
“What Do You Want From Us?” Said Bonnie.
“Because I’m Gonna Have S** With You So Very Hard!” Said Peter.
“No Please! Don’t Do This To Us Peter, I’m One Of Your Friends” Said Joe.
“Too Bad! Now Say Sayonara Joe!” Said Peter.
Then, Peter had s** with Joe for 19 seconds, until it cut outside, where Peter Got Out A Pipe Bomb And Threw It At Them, Peter Then Teleports Away, Joe, Bonnie, Kevin And Susie Started Panicking Over The Bomb.
Then, The Shot Cut To Black With A Sound Of An Explosion Was Heard, As Well As The Screams Of Joe, Bonnie, Kevin And Susie.
It Then Cut To Quagmire’s House, Where Glenn Quagmire Was Looking Out The Window As He Saw That The Sky Is Now Maroon.
“Mmmmmmm? The Maroon Sky, Seems Unusual For Me! I Bet Some Chick Did This So I Can Sleep With Her, Giggity” Said Quagmire.
Suddenly, Brian Teleported Infront Of Quagmire.
“Brian Is That You? What Happened To Your Fur?” Asked Quagmire.
“Some demon possessed me.” Said Brian. “but guess what? Time to be f**ked to death!”
“What! You Want To Kill, Nah, That’s Dumb, Now Sit Snoopy” Said Quagmire.
“Alright! You Asked For It!” Said Brian, As He Got Out A Bazooka.
“Wait? What Are You Doing With That Bazooka?” Said Quagmire.
“You’ll see. Now, since you want to interfere with my plans, i guess i have no other choice, but to…” Brian muttered.
“DO THIS!!!” Brian Shouted As He Then Shot The Missile Right On Quagmire, But Quagmire Dodged It, Which Caused Half Of The House To Explode.
“Nice try!” Quagmire shouted. “You can’t kill me, huh?”
“Darn it, time to find someone.” Brian yelled as he dropped the bazooka and walks away in frustration.
“Haha, just get out.” Quagmire yelled at Brian.
However, It Cut Outside And The Griffin Family Then Locked The Door Of The House, And This Made Quagmire Get Killed By Them.
It Then Cut To Cleveland’s House, Cleveland Was Having A Discussion On Why The Sky Is Now Red.
“Alright Family, The Reason Why I Called You Is Because I Just Noticed That The Sky Is Now Red.”
“The Sky Is Now The Same Color Has My Shirt” Said Cleveland Jr.
“Yes Kinda, Except The Sky Is More Maroon That Red” Said Roberta.
“Haha, Very Funny Cleveland Jr. But Seriously, How Are We Gonna Fix The Maroon Sky” Said Cleveland.
Suddenly, Chris Teleported Infront Of Cleveland, Donna, Roberta, Cleveland Jr. And Rallo, Startling Them.
“Chris? Is That You What Happened To Your Clothes? They’re Now Black” Said Roberta.
“It’s Because I Was Possessed By A Demon, And Now I And My Family Are Now Evil…” Said Chris
“What Do You Want From Us?” Said Donna.
“Time to burn y’all for this!” Said Chris As He Got Out A Flamethrower.
“Wait! What Are You Gonna Do With That Flamethrower?!” Said Rallo.
“Haha, pathetic. I’m using it to EXTINGUISH YOUR LIVES! Now say bye bye to your lives…” Said Chris.
Chris Then Used His Flamethrower To Burn Cleveland And His Family, Cleveland, Donna, Roberta, Cleveland Jr. And Rallo Screamed As They Were Being Burned.
Then, Cleveland And His Family Dropped To The Ground With Them Being Completely Dead.
It The Cut To Black, But The Episode Wasn’t Over Yet.
It Then Cut To The Pewterschmidt House, Carter And Barbara Pewterschmidt Are Noticing That The Sky Is Now Maroon.
“Barbara, Did You Noticed That The Sky Is Now Maroon? Said Carter.
“I Just Realized That Too” Said Barbara. “How Did That Happened”
“I Have No Idea Barbara, But Maybe I Think The Sun Decided To Take A Close Look At The Earth, Except Nothing Is Burning Alive” Said Carter.
Suddenly, Lois Teleported Infront Of Her Parents, Startling Them.
“Hello Parents” Said Lois.
“Lois Is That You What Happened To Your Clothes?” Said Carter.
“Because I Was Possessed By A Demon Along With My Family.” Said Lois. “And now… If you excuse me… I’m on a murdering spree!”
“Wait! Did You Said Murdering Spree? Does That Mean You Are Going Kill Us?!” Said Carter.
“Well no, unless you misbehave!” Said Lois.
There was a pause for 9 seconds.
“Just kidding, i’m gonna kill you.” Shouted Lois.
“Please Lois, Don’t Do This To Us, We Are Your Parents” Said Barbara.
“I Don’t Care, Parents…” Said Lois.
Suddenly, Before Lois Picked Them Up With Her Strength, It Instantly Cut Outside, But Carter And Barbara Screamed As They Were Slammed To The Ground, Causing Their Skull To Be Cracked Open By Their Possessed Daughter.
It Then Cut To Quahog Hospital, Dr. Hartman Was Walking In The Hospital Until Meg Teleported Infront Of Him, Startling Him.
“Well Well Well, Looks Like We Have A Pantient” Said Meg.
“Meg, Is That Really You? What Happened To Your Hat And Shirt!” Said Dr. Hartman.
“Me And My Parents Got Possessed By A Demon And Now We Are Going To Use Our New Powers To Destroy Quahog, Now, Any Last Words Doctor” Said Meg.
“No! Please Don’t Kill Me, I’m A Doctor, And I Cure Patients!” Said Dr. Hartman.
“Cure WHAT?!” Meg shouted. “I Don’t Care, Now Prepaare To Die Doctor…” Said Meg.
Meg Then Grabbed A Chainsaw And Saw Dr. Hartman In Half, Dr. Hartman Screamed As He Was Being Sawed In Half.
It Then Cut To Quahog 5 News, Tom Tucker Was Getting To Be Broadcasted On The News, Then, Stewie Teleported Infront Of Tom, Startling Him.
“Hey There News Anchor!” Said Stewie.
“Stewie? What Are You Doing Here?” Said Tom.
“Well Me And My Parents Got Possessed By A Demon And Now We Are In A Murdering Spree.” Said Stewie.
“What! You And Your Family Murdered Lots Of People! I Got To Report This To The News!” Said Tom.
“No Your Not” Said Stewie.
“Alright, i have a big match. Once you die, i’ll win!” Tom yelled.
“Really? Take this!” Stewie spoke, As He Then Got Out A Buzzsaw, And Sawed Tom Tucker In Half, Tom Tucker Screamed Has He Was Being Sawed In Half.
Suddenly, A person (resembling some female news anchor) came to the shot and grabbed Stewie in the neck.
“How dare you kill Tom?! That’s it, i want you out of here! Right now!” A female news anchor shouted at the top of her lungs.
“Haha, nice try. And why are you mad?” Stewie asked.
“BECAUSE YOU KILLED TOM!” A female news anchor shouted.
“Well, I don’t care, depicting on what you are saying. Now, say goodbye as Tom did!” Stewie dropped himself while he grabbed out a chainsaw, and sawed a female news anchor off. He then spoke sinisterly “I am god”.
“WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!” I shouted in fear.
It Then Cut To Goldman’s Pharmacy, Mort And Neil Are Looking At The Maroon Sky.
“Dad? Why Is The Sky Maroon Now?” Said Neil.
“I Don’t Know Mort, But There Is Something Familiar With The Sky.” Said Mort, Suddenly, Brian Teleported Infront Of Them, Startling Them.
“Hey There, Mort And Neil..” Said Brian.
“Brian, Is That You, What Happened To Your Fur, It’s Now Black” Said Mort.
“The Reason Why My Fur Is Now Black Is That Me And My Family Got Possessed By A Demon And Now We Are In A Murdering Spree!” Said Brian. “That means, DEATH.”
“What! No, Please, Don’t Kill Us Please!” Said Mort.
“I Don’t Care, Now Get Ready To Join Your Wife!” Said Brian.
“Mort, i’m sorry…” Neil cried and hugged at Mort as if she was about to die each other.
Brian Then Pulled Out A Flamethrower And Burns Mort And Neil, Mort And Neil Screamed As They Were Being Burned.
Then, Mort And Neil Dropped To The Ground With Them Being Completely Dead.
“You think this is funny? Oh no.” Brian sinisterly spoke as he walked away.
It Then Cut To Herbert Who Was Walking Through Spooner Street, He Didn’t Realized That The Sky Is Now Maroon, Then, Chris Teleported Infront Of Herbert.
“Hey Chris How Are You Felling Today, I Saw You Got New Clothes I See” Said Herbert.
“Well well, Mr. Herbert… I know, that i have new clothes, but too bad i actually got possessed by a demon along with my family, and now we are in a murdering spree.” Said Chris.
“What? You Are In A Murdering Spree!” Said Herbert.
“Yes, Which Means I’m Going To…” Said Chris.
“SUMMON A PORTAL!” He shouted.
“Uh oh…” Said Herbert.
Chris Then Summoned A Portal To Hell And Pushed Herbert Into The Portal, Herbert Was Screaming In Agony, His Screaming Continued Until A Firey Explosion Was Heard As The Portal Closed.
“Bye bye, Herbert…” Chris yelled.
It Then Cut To Quahog City Hall, Mayor Adam West Was Locking At The Maroon Sky.
“Huh? The Sky Is Now Maroon, Mmm… Looks Like This Is A Job For Batman!” Said Adam West
Suddenly, Stewie Teleported Infront Of Adam West, Startling Him.
“More Like A Job For Evil Stewie!” Said Stewie
“Evil Stewie? What Are Talking About?” Said Adam West.
“I Was Possesed By A Demon Along With My Family, And Now We Are In A Murdering Spree.” Said Stewie. “Now prepare to die!”
“No Please, Don’t Kill Me, I’m The Mayor Of Quahog!” Said Adam West.
“Well Too Bad, Mayor… If you weren’t looking at THAT sky, then this is the consequence.” Said Stewie.
Stewie Then Grabbed A Chainsaw And Saw Mayor Adam West In Half, Adam West Screamed As He Was Being Sawed.
“This will teach him.” He said.
It Then Cut To Ernie The Giant Chicken, Who Was Walking Through Quahog, He Noticed That The Sky Is Now Maroon.
“Huh? Why Is The Sky Now Maroon?” Said Ernie”
Then, Suddenly, Peter Appears Infront Of Ernie.
“Hey There Chicken” Said Peter With A Evil Smile.
Ernie Then Spies At Peter And Then Tries To Punch Him, But Before He Can, Peter Grabbed Ernie And Teleported To KFC.
“Well Chicken, Are You Ready To Become Fried Chicken” Said Peter.
“Please Peter, I’m Sorry We Fight Everytime We See Each Other, Please Forgive Me” Said Ernie
“Well Too Bad Chicken, Your Going To Become A Fried Chicken Whatever You Like Or Not!” Said Peter.
Peter Then Threw Ernie Into The Fryer, Ernie Screamed In Agony As He Was Being Fried, While Peter Laughed Evilly, 50 Seconds Later, Ernie Has Been Cooked Into Chicken Nuggets.
“Mmm… Delicious.” Peter Replied As He Began To Eat The Chicken Nuggets That Was Once Ernie The Giant Chicken. “Those New Powers Are So Cool To Me…”
It Then Showed A Montage Of The Griffin Family Killing Everyone In Quahog Including Jillian, Consuela, Jerome, Angela, Carl, Seamus, Bruce, Tricia Takanawa, Evil Monkey, Connie D’Amico, Jasper, Ida Davis, Principal Shepherd, Ollie Williams, Joyce Kinney, Carol West, Greased-Up Deaf Guy, Esther, Ruth, Patty, Miss Tammy, Opie, Etc.
It Then Cut To The Fate Of Quahog, The Entire City Was Destroyed, Then Suddenly Quahog Expoloded And Caught On Fire, The Screams Of Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, Bonnie, Mort, Herbert, Carter And Other Characters Can Be Heard In The Background. I could hear of what sounded like a music box version of Heut ist mein tag by Blümchen, too.
Just Then, The Griffin Family Teleported In Front Of The Screen With An Evil Smile On Their Face.
“Hi There Everybody” Peter Greeted In A Demonic Tone. “Me, My Wife, My Children And My Dog, Just Killed Everyone In Quahog, Including Our Friends, And To Anyone Wh-”
Suddenly, before Peter could finish his sentence, they all turned back to normal, and their smiles changed from evil to worried.
“WHAT HAPPENED?!” Peter yelled.
“Oh boy, i think we did a big mistake, turning evil and killing everybody in Quahog is not that good. What are we gonna do?” Lois said.
“I think we should just move out of here and go to Oklahoma, but too bad i’m gonna miss our friends…” Peter replied.
“Me too…” Brian sobbed.
After That, Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie And Brian Flew Away From The Shot, While The Camera Pans Over To The Shot Of Quahog On Fire For 2 Seconds.
The Screen Then Cut To Black For 2.1 seconds.
The Credits Played But It Was Off, The Background Was Pink, And The Music Was Heut ist mein tag by Blümchen, but reversed and slowed down.
The Logos Came Up, And They Were Also Off.
The Fuzzy Door Productions Logo Came Up, But The Door Fell Down And Was Broken In Half, And The Words Were Red And Demonic.
The 20th Century Fox Television Logo Came Up, But The Structure Looks Like It Has Been Demolished, The Sky Was Red, and The logo’s jingle played in reverse.
It then faded to black, but i was expecting a Jumpscare to popup, and to my surprise, it didn’t.
The Episode Ended As It Took Me Back To The Main Menu.
I Was So Scared And Terrified, So I Took The Disc Out Of My DVD Player And Threw It At A Lake.
I Wasn’t Able To Look At Family Guy The Same Way Again.
The end.
CREATOR OF THE ORIGINAL TAKE: The owner of that pasta.
CREATOR OF THE RETAKE: Me! (Rick Astley Fan).