According to research conducted by Dr. Ilgsr
Francis of Norways top medical school, a double-
blind peer reviewed study led to a strange- but
very real conclusion,
“In our phase 2 study involving over 490 healthy
participants, the ones who we currently behind on
rent actually had a higher chance of being infected
with the virus SARS-Cov2, the virus that causes
the novel disease Covid-19”.
Researchers and scientists are baffled by the
correlation, but they all seem to agree.
“These findings are statistically too significant for
there not to be a correlation” according to Dr. Grey
Snider, lead researcher from Nebraska State
University’s virology team.
According to Doctor Ava,
“It is critical to keep up with finances, especially rent, while this very contagious omicron variant is spreading so rapidly. And if you are behind on rent and you do get Covid-19, I guess you got what you deserve, you stupid little bitch.”
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