The impossible has just occurred. Brady Heyne, 37, has won this installment of trivia among a small number of his college friends. While the questions have been asked evenly, the answers have been heavily weighted in favor of the youngest member of the group. Pastor and friend, Jeremy Pruett, 36, has been suspected of cheating on numerous occasions, but continues to proclaim his innocence. When asked about becoming the new subject of suspect gaze in the competition, Brady responded, “I don’t give a *&%% what they think. I have been the winner even when I’ve lost. Have you seen my house? Have you seen my wife? She is 20% hotter when tan, so I don’t see how I can be beaten, to be honest. But seriously, I want to give the glory to God and thank everyone who believed in me throughout this season of competition. I want to shout-out the excellent Celina public education system. Without them, I would probably be more successful and wealthy beyond imagination, but they kept me humble, and I think that’s worth something.”
Brady will attempt to defend his recent title by throwing a twist in the competition. While the friends have primarily focused their attention to the world of sports, Brady has decided to field questions on the subject of Pop Culture. We will see if the group is up to the challenge over the course of the next few weeks. Until then, follow Brady on Twitter (@buckeyeordie) for updates on his progress.