Breaking news – Mexican simp breaks the internet once again but this time was gruesome

Rango (aka Cesar) gets swept 0-4 to a nice young lady with a football shape head. It all started at roadhouse first date let’s keep this one short like the rest, she had Apple AirPods in at the table. Second date was in a movie theater which was ruined by lover boy best friend yikes 😱. Third date was a 3 hour long Adventure at his house, yes we said 3 hours of straight distance cuddling didn’t expect that one. Last but not least fourth date was spider man, he did manage to share a kids size jacket and just couldn’t come up in clutch with anything that night. Overall it was a great battle rango but let’s leave the rest to my boy Jose who ain’t scared to get down in dirty on the field.

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