On the evening of April 3rd, 2023 near the location of Positano Italy. Eyewitness Reports state seeing a strange beam of white light shooting into sky from inside the city… As our civilian reporter Bradley Domke gained a closer look, he realized that this was in fact not your average light show, and rather the undersized Jewish male Harrison Joel Brown releasing a high intensity lazer beam from his third nipple in hopes to contact a group of extraterrestrial beings to fly him up in their space ship and stick an inter dimensional butt plug 11 inches up his ass, permanently. We are still learning more on this matter so stay tuned for updates.